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This is so strange to me. It is a table top RPG, not a CRPG. There are no loopholes or exploits because there are humans at the table, especially behind the screen. The only way something ridiculous can happen is if the DM allows it.
And this is the DM not allowing it. Perhaps the only difference between what you or I may perhaps do, and what S'mon is doing, is that we're comfortable dealing with this kind of thing as it comes up, with the DM having primacy over the rules during gameplay. I think for S'mon, there's a preference that the rules take precedence during play, so that everyone, DM and player alike, are on the same page, which means taking care of these possible issues before they come up.