27. Describe every action your players take with a ton of adjectives.
28. Tell your Players what their character thinks and feels, otherwise they won't be sure.
29. Pick one player every session. They have the spotlight, and overrule all of the other players in any argument during that session.
30. Bring your significant other to the session, make sure they get all the best stuff. Bonus points if they don't enjoy the game, so the unstoppable Paladin is just spending every turn complaining about how boring and childish this is.
28. Tell your Players what their character thinks and feels, otherwise they won't be sure.
29. Pick one player every session. They have the spotlight, and overrule all of the other players in any argument during that session.
30. Bring your significant other to the session, make sure they get all the best stuff. Bonus points if they don't enjoy the game, so the unstoppable Paladin is just spending every turn complaining about how boring and childish this is.