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[Scott DeWar]

so, my clogged kitchen drain:

I put in a work order yesterday

And no show.

I went to volunteer service for 9 hours,after waking at 4 am.

nothing done

caught the office as they were closing. they show up at my apartment, look at it and the casing on the disposal is cracked.

They will fix it tomorrow, still noting done on the clogged pipe.

I need some C - 4

 

[Mad_Jack]

I need some C - 4

Well, I'd lend you some, but it's still two days til Christmas, and I may need it to secure a parking space if I have to run down to the mall before then...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

C-4? NOOOOOOO!

 

[Scott DeWar]

bua ha ha ha ha!

 

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[Dannyalcatraz]

I went and bought some whisky to give as gifts to some of my Dad's colleagues (from the family), and noticed our local booze mega-emporium was swarming with shoppers. Every few minutes, a dozen or so people would either emerge or go in.

So I started thinking, then singing to myself...

"I'm dreaming of a wine Christmas"
"Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow"
"Out to the booze shop, quick, quick, quick!"
"Walking through a whiskey wonderland"
"It's beginning to look a lot like Cristal"

I get a few more, and I'll release my own holiday album.

"A 5th for Christmas: a drunken Christmas collection"

 

[Darkness]

I get a few more, and I'll release my own holiday album.

"A 5th for Christmas: a drunken Christmas collection"

That's a great collection. Hm, not sure what to add. Instead, here are some of my favorite Queen songs:

It's a kind of mezcal
Who wants to drink forever
Port wines of the universe
Radio lager
Tequila Queen
The scotch must go on
We are the champagnes
Wine is so close to pleasure

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

We are the champagnes

My favorite of yours.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

For our friends celebrating Hanukkah:

I had a little Dewar's, I had it over ice...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Aaaaand...

Jell-O shots, Jell-O shots, Jell-O shots rock