Joke Names you've never used...but want to.

[Hardhead]

I have a gnome character in my current campaign who's attempting to open a magic items store. His name is Cos, this is only so his first idea for a magic item store will be "Cos Co". Then I'll let the players talk him out of it.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I have a gnome character in my current campaign who's attempting to open a magic items store. His name is Cos, this is only so his first idea for a magic item store will be "Cos Co". Then I'll let the players talk him out of it.

I foresee him being hit with a blunt weapon- a relic of the ogre Paladin Sam...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

BTW, Mallus, I know ouzo, but the other part of that name escapes me.

 

[Mallus]

BTW, Mallus, I know ouzo, but the other part of that name escapes me.

Ozu's a famous Japanese director. Cited as a big influence on my fav. director, Wes Anderson.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasujirō_Ozu

I think I've only seen one of his movies, but he's on my list of directors to dive more deeply into. I don't really know much about Japanese cinema. Outside of Kurasawa, Miike, Zatoichi, Gamera, and Godzilla. Oh, and Miyazaki!

 

[Lanefan]

The original stat order was Str-Int-Wis-Dex-Con-Cha...which is a name right there:

Strint Wisdex Concha.

Better yet, losing a letter from each gives

Stin Widecoch.

I'll leave quietly...

 

[gamerprinter]

The Priory of Psion for a psionic organization?

 

[Eis]

He should talk about his ancestry and living relations a lot: Brock, Buck, Beck, Brent, Burke, Bink, Barque (the sailor), Brook, Barack, Bexley (Bex)...

and shake his spear at everyone

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

DEWEY & KENNY BURNHAM: Brothers who are bad BBQ pitmasters, but excellent witchfinders.

 

[Mallus]

The Priory of Psion for a psionic organization?

The first place my mind went after reading this was: The Protocols of the Elders of Psion (a fake document used to justify decades of psionic persecution).

"They control the banks. With their minds."
"You know that's BS, right?"

I do believe my next campaign needs a great big helping of conspiracy theory satire. Oh god... ΨAnon...

 

[gamerprinter]

Yes, hence why it's a joke name.