Quartz
Hero
I've come across this delicious description on Quora. Here's the start:
Enjoy!
Really want to mess with the rest of the party? Then support them wholeheartedly.
LAWFUL GOOD PALADIN: Excuse me, uh, Father…. Zorgoth?
CHAOTIC EVIL CLERIC: Yes, my son? Do come in, I was just making tea.
LGP: Um, Father, I couldn’t help noticing, when you cast that ritual to destroy the goblins, that you rather let slip you were a priest of…. ahem…. “Bloodgar the Smiter.”
CEC: Yes, of course. Biscuit?
Enjoy!