Fauchard1520
Adventurer
As an exercise in how not to adventure: What is the worst, most foolish, easiest-for-an-evil-genie-to-misinterpret wish?
Comic for illustrative purposes.
Comic for illustrative purposes.
D&D General Worst phrasing for a wish?
Blue
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
"I wish I had more money than I could spend in the rest of my life."
A copper piece and a very short life.
Honorary mention from an old What's New with Phil and Dixie comic from Dragon Magazine.
<scene: forest hopping with antlered deer. foreground: an ex adventurer>
"I used to be a rogue until I wished for a million bucks."
A copper piece and a very short life.
Honorary mention from an old What's New with Phil and Dixie comic from Dragon Magazine.
<scene: forest hopping with antlered deer. foreground: an ex adventurer>
"I used to be a rogue until I wished for a million bucks."
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing
Player, smugly: "I wish to permanently and completely acquire the petrifying gaze attack of a medusa, while fully retaining all of my own abilities, wealth, and relationships."
DM, unimpressed: "You feel an itch on your shoulder, and you see that you've grown a medusa's head right next to your own. It's facing you. Roll to save."
DM, unimpressed: "You feel an itch on your shoulder, and you see that you've grown a medusa's head right next to your own. It's facing you. Roll to save."
MarkB
Legend
I like Terry Pratchett's interpretation of that one, in
Blue
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Isn't there some Ancient Greek legend about someone who got eternal life but not eternal youth, and eventually aged into becoming a grasshopper?
Probably?
