Blue
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Found it. Tithonus.
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Though the wikipedia article mentions becoming a cicada instead of a grasshopper.
D&D General Worst phrasing for a wish?
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Found it. Tithonus.
floridagardener.com
Though the wikipedia article mentions becoming a cicada instead of a grasshopper.
MarkB
Legend
I can see that one going worse.
"Oh man, that climb nearly killed me. I really wish you lived down in the valley."
Lanefan
Victoria Rules
Once in a while a PC will pick up a wish in my game, be it from a Luckblade or a wild magic effect or whatever, and not realize it; which has led to some rather bizarre events over time.
Character deep in a dungeon somewhere, pining for the comforts of town "I wish I had a feather bed." >poof< Very nice 4-poster feather bed appears, much to everyone's surprise, and far too big to fit out of the door to the room it's in....
All-Human-and-Elf party finds a cave too small for any of them to fit into. One character turns to another: "I wish you were a Hobbit so you could fit in here." >poof< character turns to a Hobbit. But her armour and other gear is still all Human-size....
And I once had a player actually try, this time with a wish she knew she had, the "I wish there was no evil in the world" trick. >poof< As the PC was a Good Cleric he was simply planeshifted to his deity's home plane where there is no evil....
Character deep in a dungeon somewhere, pining for the comforts of town "I wish I had a feather bed." >poof< Very nice 4-poster feather bed appears, much to everyone's surprise, and far too big to fit out of the door to the room it's in....
All-Human-and-Elf party finds a cave too small for any of them to fit into. One character turns to another: "I wish you were a Hobbit so you could fit in here." >poof< character turns to a Hobbit. But her armour and other gear is still all Human-size....
And I once had a player actually try, this time with a wish she knew she had, the "I wish there was no evil in the world" trick. >poof< As the PC was a Good Cleric he was simply planeshifted to his deity's home plane where there is no evil....
I remember hearing about a PC party getting their hands on a deck of many things. One PC pulled a card that ended up with him losing every single material possession...fortunately, he had one more draw left in the deck and he ended up getting a wish.
"I wish for all of my sh*t back," he said. And was surprised when a lifetime's worth of fecal matter suddenly reappeared, burying him alive and suffocating him in his own wastes.
Johnathan
"I wish for all of my sh*t back," he said. And was surprised when a lifetime's worth of fecal matter suddenly reappeared, burying him alive and suffocating him in his own wastes.
Johnathan
Charlaquin
Goblin Queen (She/Her/Hers)
“Astonish me, Djinn. Show me wonders.”
CubicsRube
Hero
"I wish I knew what to ask for"
You then find out the perfect wish right after you've used it up
You then find out the perfect wish right after you've used it up
ccs
41st lv DM
About those last two....https://youtu.be/OczOUJw1Z7k
Flamestrike
Legend
Suddenly all the evil critters of the Underdark (mainly Illithids, Drow and Duergar) appear on the surface, confused and angry.
WayOfTheFourElements
Hero
I wish for everything I've ever wanted.
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