Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
This doesn't matter, though. If the designers make them crappy, they've said psionics are crappy.And nothing you have said counters "psionics aren't real, so they can be whatever the game designers say they are".
I agree that it's a garbage solution for people who like psionics, but it's also the only option WotC where left with.
Considering that I've offered up another option, proper polling to find out what people would be willing to accept, that statement is incorrect.