Disappointed. Not Dark Dungeons.
Strangely, despite the magnitude it had (and still does) in stoking Satanic Panic and of its anti-gaming impact (even if it is unintentionally hilarious for how melodramatic it is), I'm more intrigued and amused than anything else. Having lived through that era but never having seen one in the wild, in a weird way it's like touching a part of gaming history...
Is Jack Chick still around?