Snarf Zagyg
Notorious Liquefactionist
8. I don't wait for people, people wait for me.
O Bolares, are you mad? Or what are you?
Have you no wit, manners, nor honesty but to
gabble like a bard at this time of night? Do you
make an ale-house of Morrus's house, that you
squeak out your love of six-sided dice without any mitigation
or remorse of voice? Is there no respect of
place, persons, nor time in you?
That's right, the d12 is so awesome that even Shakespeare named his PLAYS after them.
Game.
Set.
Snarf.