The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Mannahnin]

I like cheetos. In fact, I love cheetos. And I mean the ones formatted like actual cheetos, the irregular ones spattered out from a mechanical sphincter and flash-fried to crunchy, unwholesome goodness and caked with salty, vaguely cheezy finger-paint; absolutely NOT those weird, airy, puffed-up symetrical pseudo-cheetos which possess as much soul as flavor, which is to say none.
Yes, I like cheetos, and I will openly admit that.



* ETA: Flamin' Hot cheetos, however, are an abomination.

Cheese doodles are a completely different thing from Cheetos. Despite the fact that Cheetos sells their own branded doodles as well.

 

[Gradine]

I like cheetos. In fact, I love cheetos. And I mean the ones formatted like actual cheetos, the irregular ones spattered out from a mechanical sphincter and flash-fried to crunchy, unwholesome goodness and caked with salty, vaguely cheezy finger-paint; absolutely NOT those weird, airy, puffed-up symetrical pseudo-cheetos which possess as much soul as flavor, which is to say none.
Yes, I like cheetos, and I will openly admit that.



* ETA: Flamin' Hot cheetos, however, are an abomination.

He flew too close to the sun.

Although I'll say that the Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos are slightly better than Flamin' Hot.

Puffs can burn in a fire

 

[Gradine]

Ya'll are making sure to eat those with chopsticks though right?

 

[J.Quondam]

Puffs can burn in a fire

Interestingly - going by accidental first-hand experience as a kid - I discovered those puffy corn "doodle" type chips can also kill fire ant mounds.
If they're bad for freakin' fire ants they're probably bad for human civilization, too.

 

[darjr]

There was a nockoff brand that was very very hot. Ate the whole bag in one go. Never could find them again, they probably got sued out of existing.

 

[CleverNickName]

blargh


I've seen chefs on competition shows pulverize them into Cheeto powder.

I would love to see an episode called Iron Chef: Cheetos.

I never was a fan of Cheetos...I was more into Cheez-Its and Goldfish crackers.

 

[payn]

I would love to see an episode called Iron Chef: Cheetos.

I never was a fan of Cheetos...I was more into Cheez-Its and Goldfish crackers.

White Cheddar cheez-its are my jam!

 

[Gradine]

I would love to see an episode called Iron Chef: Cheetos.

I never was a fan of Cheetos...I was more into Cheez-Its and Goldfish crackers.

Cheez-Its + Sriracha = Joy

Also Goldfish + Tomato Soup is savory cereal

 

[CleverNickName]

Cheez-Its + Sriracha = Joy

Also Goldfish + Tomato Soup is savory cereal

A pile of crushed Goldfish crackers, laid atop a cast-iron skillet full of homemade macaroni & cheese and broiled until toasted and bubbly, is pretty much the perfect food.

 

[darjr]

There is a super spicy protien cheezit nockoff out there that is amazing…. But I can’t remember the name.