The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

Also, Netflix just sent me the following description of a show ....


Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of handbags, sewing machines and more in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme. Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of handbags, sewing machines and more in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme.

1. The 'rona.

2. Ukraine Invasion.

3. The continuing existence of bards.

4. TV shows that are "inspired by a popular meme."

 

[RealAlHazred]

And if @darjr jumped off a bridge....?

Wait, @darjr jumped off a bridge?!? Which one? I've got to leg it if I'm going to jump off of it before lunch break ends!

 

[darjr]

Yea.

 

[Aeson]

Breaking News: Kansas Man Jump Off Bridge After Visit To Walmart!

Is Walmart driving people to commit suicide? Should you be worried that you, or your child might be next? What's lurking in the aisles of YOUR Walmart? What is Walmart's connection to Russia? If you want answers to the questions and more. If you want to stay live, tune in at 11.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Breaking News: Kansas Man Jump Off Bridge After Visit To Walmart!

Is Walmart driving people to commit suicide? Should you be worried that you, or your child might be next? What's lurking in the aisles of YOUR Walmart? What is Walmart's connection to Russia? If you want answers to the questions and more. If you want to stay live, tune in at 11.

13 Ways Walmart Drives People To Suicide....
You won't believe number 5! And it happened to a man in Kansas!

 

[CleverNickName]

Thank you for all you've given us, Sam.

Hawaiian pizza inventor Sam Panopoulos dies aged 83

The Greek immigrant to Canada created the pizza topping in a flight of fancy in the 1960s.

www.bbc.com

(yes, I know the article is old. But so am I.)

Spoiler: Highlights from the article

Things you may not know about the Hawaiian pizza

• Its tropical name - "Hawaiian"- came from the can of pineapples used in the first creation
• Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a fan of the dish and came out on #teampineapple on Twitter earlier this year
• Chef Gordon Ramsey is not on #teampineapple
• Some Germans have laid claim to the invention, saying it is based on their pineapple-cheese-ham sandwich, the Toast Hawaii, popular in the 1950s

 

[darjr]

Not Kansas.

Pirate Kansas.

 

[Asisreo]

Is Walmart driving people to commit to a vacation via charon?

Yes.

There's only a few places where I'd rather be in Walmart and most of those places don't let you plane shift yourself the second time to end the partying.
Edit:
Edited to be more mindful.

 

[darjr]

Alright, who made them chief master in charge of stirring the pot?

I surely didn’t have a say.

 

[Gradine]

There are many things that are very, very funny.

Suicide is not one of those things