D&D 5E A humble familiar: the potato

[Ancalagon]

Potato familiars can be excellent spies, too! Throw on some glasses and a fake moustache and nobody will suspect it's your familiar!
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Johnathan

Hey!

Hasbro owns Mr Potatohead. What are you trying to do, get Hasbro to sue WotC!?!? sheeesh...

 

[Ancalagon]

Theme song, 0:10 to 1:15....

You know, if you roast your animal familiar, it's dead right? Same thing if you bake a potato. I'm not suggesting a dead potato as a familiar, let's keep this serious shall we?

 

[Ancalagon]

On netflix, in the show Love, death and robots, there is a yogurt that overtake the universe!

And that would be clearly very OP! That's why I suggested a potato. You're the type who wants a ranger who has a tarrasque as an animal companion aren't you?

 

[Ancalagon]

I thought this thread was going to be about potoroo familiars.

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... or possibly even potoo familars.

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Guess I was wrong...

Yes, yes you were. Now go do penance!

 

[Ancalagon]

My apologies everyone for not replying sooner to this critically serious and important topic!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Ok, I know you're trying to not start another flame war by merely alluding to the "hobbits are just goblin with better grooming" theory, but... could we just not do this at all? Too much digital ink has been wasted on the issue.

Not what I was alluding to, at all.

 

[Ancalagon]

Not what I was alluding to, at all.

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You know where that GIF is going, and if Eric's Grandma knew about it, she would not be pleased...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

You know where that GIF is going, and if Eric's Grandma knew about it, she would not be pleased...

Actually, it’s been so long since I saw those movies, I don’t remember the next scene.

 

[Ancalagon]

Actually, it’s been so long since I saw those movies, I don’t remember the next scene.

I would post the gif, but shant, out of respect for Eric's Grandma (it's not the next scene, it's an... alternate lip reading)

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

Stats for an awakened potato

First off, I know what you're thinking but I please take this seriously. Our DM has promised a reward if we can get D20 3.5 stats for a potato. The rules are very simple, it must be a feasible character race and the stats must be peer reviewed to be balanced in game. Lets start, shall we? :)...

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