The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Alzrius]

There is no such thing as a neutral comment.

Tell my wife I said "hello."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Tell my wife I said "hello."

Tell your wife her butt looks big in those jeans.

Wait. Is that still an insult? I haven’t been keeping up with the Kardashians.

 

[Mannahnin]

Tell your wife her butt looks big in those jeans.

Wait. Is that still an insult? I haven’t been keeping up with the Kardashians.

Depends on whether and why she's been keeping up with them!

 

[payn]

Tell my wife I said "hello."

 

[Guest 7034872]

Have you ever installed a new bird feeder in the garden behind your house and watched all the birds squabble like maniacs over every last seed while feasting?

Yeah.

 

[payn]

Have you ever installed a new bird feeder in the garden behind your house and watched all the birds squabble like maniacs over every last seed while feasting?

Yeah.

Nope just this.

 

[Guest 7034872]

Nope just this.

Oh, yeah, I see that stuff all the time (living in the woods guarantees it).

To abandon the analogy, I did find this wonderful stuff that doesn't fully stop the squirrels, but it does permanently reduce the frequency of their trips to the feeders; it's called Flaming Squirrel Sauce. Birds aren't sensitive to capsaicin, but squirrels are, right? Right. So what these geniuses did is they designed a really strong hot sauce that you mix in with the bird seed before putting it into the feeders.

Quite simply, it works.

La voilà.

Gimme that.

 

[J.Quondam]

Nope just this.

Hook that up to a battery and you've got yourself unlimited free energy!
That's 1.21 gigawatts of pure squirrely entertainment, 27/7/365.

 

[trappedslider]

Turns out folks are interested in derailing a thread than actually having a discussion in it's own thread

 

[RealAlHazred]

Hook that up to a battery and you've got yourself unlimited free energy!
That's 1.21 gigawatts of pure squirrely entertainment, 27/7/365.

I refer you to The Best of the Journal of Irreproducible Results, where a contributor did the math to determine just how much energy you could get from a buttered cat, i.e. a cat that had a piece of buttered toast strapped to its back, butter side up. This was later illustrated in this informative video.