D&D Movie/TV Here's The D&D Movie Trailer!

"Who needs heroes when you have thieves?" The movie arrives March 3rd, 2023. Here's the trailer! When they said it was inspired by Guardians of the Galaxy, they weren't kidding! We have dragons, owlbears, mimics, gelatinous cubes, quips, and more!



There was also a clip shown at San Diego Comic Con where the party cast speak with dead, and got to ask five questions. Also, apparently, the D&D cartoon characters from the 80s have a cameo!
 

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Can't believe I missed just calling it Circle of Critters (for the Crit Roll fandom connection).

Also, how crazy would it be if the cameo by the Crit Roll cast was actually as their Vox Machina characters, who somehow got lost in Wildspace on an adventure and ended up in Faerun? They randomly run into the DadHat team asking how to get back to Exandria.
I’d put on my Dad Hat to help.
 


Mostly the part about how more children will be excited to play D&D. For any reason.

Let's say that I'm watching this movie with my nieces and nephews. "Woah, that was so cool!" the oldest gushes, walking back to the car. "Uncle Nick, can I play a druid that can turn into giant monsters like that?!"

Well, the way I see it, I have a couple of responses.

Response 1: "Sorry kiddo, but that's against the rules. Here, let me show you what the rules allow."

Response 2: "A druid that can transform into monsters? That sounds awesome, let's make it happen!"

I know what my response is gonna be.
Let's play 3rd edition where there is a druid prestige class that can do it? :P
 


Thus far, I am liking what I see. We're getting some good monsters, but what about non-main protagonist non-human humanoids? I note that the tiefling and dwarf are normal human skin tone. Wonder if (and how) we'll see orcs or hobgoblins or ogres (both because of the movement away from them as designated villains, but also that those are the effects which can make a moderate budget film look bad).

I know they keep referring to Pine as a Bard and there's reason to think he may not cast spells, but isn't that just bc a Rogue Mastermind with the Entertainer background?
I suspect that the bard (and if there ends up being a cleric, them too) will only cast spells in a really constrained way (the cleric healing-- exactly once, the bard having a 'I've picked up a few tricks along the way' surprise moment). Mapping D&D directly to the cinema would always be a losing proposition.
There will be some guy who needs to tell the audience that a dragon that breathes fire is "red" too. There's absolutely nothing the filmmakers can do to save us from performative pedants.

If they figure that out, movies will be a lot more fun and the mystery will live again 🤣

"Sure I could keep quiet and enjoy the movie...but how will everyone around me know that I play D&D?"

“People LOVE knowing that they have access to a walking verbal encyclopedia of knowledge about this movie’s content, right? IT THIS MY MOMENT?”
Oh, they better be sure to make sure everyone knows that they know that longsword doesn't mean predominantly one-handed sword, that katanas aren't really all that and a bag of chips, that studded leather didn't exist, that spears really are very good weapons, and that a black belt in martial arts doesn't imply mastery. How else will people know that they took 8 years of fencing or martial arts, 3-4 of SCA or HEMA, and totally know everything about historic combat (and would be really good at it, if they lost some weight).

Oh, and when someone doesn't agree, better drop some latin formal logic fallacy names and yell strawman. How else will other nerds know that they are the big dog in the theater?
:p
 

Thus far, I am liking what I see. We're getting some good monsters, but what about non-main protagonist non-human humanoids? I note that the tiefling and dwarf are normal human skin tone. Wonder if (and how) we'll see orcs or hobgoblins or ogres (both because of the movement away from them as designated villains, but also that those are the effects which can make a moderate budget film look bad).


I suspect that the bard (and if there ends up being a cleric, them too) will only cast spells in a really constrained way (the cleric healing-- exactly once, the bard having a 'I've picked up a few tricks along the way' surprise moment). Mapping D&D directly to the cinema would always be a losing proposition.







Oh, they better be sure to make sure everyone knows that they know that longsword doesn't mean predominantly one-handed sword, that katanas aren't really all that and a bag of chips, that studded leather didn't exist, that spears really are very good weapons, and that a black belt in martial arts doesn't imply mastery. How else will people know that they took 8 years of fencing or martial arts, 3-4 of SCA or HEMA, and totally know everything about historic combat (and would be really good at it, if they lost some weight).

Oh, and when someone doesn't agree, better drop some latin formal logic fallacy names and yell strawman. How else will other nerds know that they are the big dog in the theater?
:p
Regê Jean-Page said that part of his role is as healer
 


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