The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

What helps make sarcasm appropriate in a post?

Is it pretty much always bad if both the point made is false and the post wasn't funny?

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

I am so glad this board is a sarcasm-free zone.

 

[Ryujin]

Heh. My daughter might be doing a home stay in Regina in March.

She’s never really seen snow.

I’m rather looking forward to it.

That's kind of like, "I've never seen a cat before." "OK, here's a cheetah."

 

[Guest 7034872]

I am so glad this board is a sarcasm-free zone.

Nicely played.

 

[Cadence]

I have work to do. I will not go through all of your past posts to find things you like that contradict the dictates you give and will not check out the various current references to see where the experts do in fact disagree. <loop back to start>

 

[Cadence]

That thing where if you said it about video games or books would probably draw in a lot of people with very strong opinions (even for ENWorld) and blow up the thread?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

That thing where if you said it about video games or books would probably draw in a lot of people with very strong opinions (even for ENWorld) and blow up the thread?

Do you know what I love?

The people who are all like, "You know what, I don't eat pineapple pizza. But I don't know why you get offended if I call people who eat pineapple pizza Mother Effers. I mean, it's just a term. Get over it. But I do eat pepperoni pizza. So that means I know more about pepperoni pizza than you do, and you better use the technical term for pepperoni pizza that comes from this blog in 2004 that you never read- yeah, pepperoni pizza eaters are 'The Greatest People on Earth.' What? What are you complaining about? It's just words. Sorry, it's just words, MFer. Seriously, what's the big deal?"

 

[el-remmen]

Both old school and new school players have fantasies about what old school play used to be like (when it wasn't quite as old) and both fantasies are wrong about pizza. .. (am I doing this right?)

 

[CleverNickName]

Old-school pizza aficionado: You know, pizza was so much better before the Internet ruined it.

Me: What?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Both old school and new school players have fantasies about what old school play used to be like (when it wasn't quite as old) and both fantasies are wrong (about pizza. .. am I doing this right?)

See, back in the day, we used to walk five miles in a snowstorm ... UPHILL ... just to eat one slice of pizza. ONE SLICE.

And we didn't have pineapple as a topping. No, we didn't have any toppings at all! If we asked for a topping, the pizzeria owner would smack us upside the head and throw us out. We got a piece of cheese, and we liked it ... WE LOVED IT. And then we'd have to walk back home, five miles in that snowstorm ... uphill again. With the memory of that single slice of pizza to keep us warm.

And that's how pizza should be. You yung 'uns, with your pineapple and your kimchi and your udon noodles and your jelly donuts on top of your pizza? You don't even know what real pizza is! No sir. You don't earn your pizza anymore. You barely taste it.