Mother, may I have at least one thread that doesn't turn into 4E is the greatest game of all time discussion?
Xeno: I love eating pineapple pizza!
Achilles: That's not pineapple pizza. That's a Mouthful of Hot Garbage!
Xeno: What? Um, no. It's a yummy slice of pineapple pizza!
Achilles: Nope. It's a Mouthful of Hot Garbage. You know, MHG!
Xeno: What ... are ... you ... talking ... about?
Achilles: See, pizzas with pineapple topping? We call them a "Mouthful of Hot Garbage." You know, MHG. Just so we can talk about it.
Xeno: Dude. Not cool. I like eating pineapple pizza!
Achilles: Hey, c'mon. It's just a term.
Xeno: Well, how about I call your pepperoni pizza slice ... "The Vomit on A Triangle?"
Achilles: Well, you won't. Now, let's talk more about how much everyone hates a Mouthful of Hot Garbage.
Xeno: I like pineapple pizza! And stop calling it that!
Achilles: Hey now! I don't think getting all angry about terminology is going to help us understand why everyone hates Mouthfuls of Hot Garbage!