The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

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It's funny because pineapple, as a pizza topping, isn't really all that weird.
It's not that it is weird. It's that it is a crime against all moral decency.
It's not even uncommon.
Unfortunately, the world is full of people with terrible taste. They should all be arrested.
It's not like bananas, or shrimp, or mayonnaise, or any of the dozens of "but but but it's not pepperoni" toppings that cause people to lose their minds. You wanna talk weird pizza, let's start with a menu from New Zealand or Japan.
Japan needs to be arrested. It's a weird place. New Zealand can be arrested, too.
And that's just the toppings--we haven't even touched on all the many different types of crust, or sauces, or cheeses. Hell, even the order of assembly can ruin somebody's blood pressure, as Jon Stewart demonstrates upthread. "In defiance of God and man and all that is holy, they put the sauce! atop! the cheese! That's not pizza!!"
Stop. My innocence is being destroyed by the Lovecraftian horrors you are describing.
But pineapple? Meh. That complaint is so old, it still uses dial-up.
Becauae it has been a plague on the history of humanity for far too long.
 


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