The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[darjr]

He asked and I answered! Eat your own pizza!

 

[J.Quondam]

The POD won’t help you!

"Pineapple on demand"?

 

[darjr]

"Pineapple on demand"?

Who would ever?!

 

[CleverNickName]

Is it crass to quote yourself? I dunno.

Me: (eating a slice of pizza)
Internet: Hey did you know there's pineapple on that pizza?
Me: Yes.
Internet: But you're eating it.
Me: That is correct.
Internet: But there's pineapple on it.
Me: Correct again.
Internet: But...but you're eating it.
Me: Yes, I am still eating it.
Internet: But...but...there's pine--
Me: Pineapple on it, yes. I know.
Internet: But you're...
Me: ...eating it, yes. As I've said.
Internet: BUT THERE'S PINEAPPLE--
Me: (takes another bite, holding eye contact)
Internet:

 

[darjr]

“It’s impossible to put pineapple on pizza! Flat out not possible!”

Then what is everyone complaining about?

 

[FrogReaver]

Do not, EVER, discuss nomenclature with a linguistics student

I think you forgot a ‘g’. Gnomenclature…

 

[MarkB]

I think you forgot a ‘g’. Gnomenclature…

That's more one that you want to avoid discussing with horologists.

 

[CleverNickName]

That's more one that you want to avoid discussing with horologists.

I think you mean gelotologists. Because gnomes are a joke.

 

[J.Quondam]

I think you mean gelotologists. Because gnomes are a joke.

Mmm... gnome ice cream...

Oh, sorry! I thought you said "gelatologist." My mistake.

 

[MarkB]

I think you mean gelotologists. Because gnomes are a joke.

Sure, but gnomens are solid and upstanding, and cast a long shadow.