Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[CleverNickName]

If people are using pineapple to refer to something else, or another topic, they should clearly say what that is. I think most of us are just here to discuss pineapple on pizza (food is a popular topic). But having a whole thread in code that only some people are aware of seems like a very bad idea to me

Wait, wait. I think I can explain this thing.

Pineapple, these pineapples want to change your pineapple. They don't want this pineapple or any of his pineapple to live here, because it's bad for their pineapple. They use pineapple to try and force pineapples to believe their pineapple. If you let them stay here, they will build pineapples and pineapples, they will take all your pineapples and replace them pineapple. These pineapples have no good pineapple to live on pineapple, so they must come here to pineapple. Please let these pineapples stay where they can dwell and prosper without any pineapples, pineapples, or pineapples.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I think most of us are just here to discuss pineapple on pizza (food is a popular topic).

Old Hotness: Pineapple ruins good pizza.

New Hotness: Pizza ruins good pineapple.


DISCUSS!!!!!

 

[Meech17]

Old Hotness: Pineapple ruins good pizza.

New Hotness: Pizza ruins good pineapple.


DISCUSS!!!!!

My girlfriend and I make pizza at home maybe once or twice a month and last time we did a barbecue chicken pizza with pineapple and jalapenos.

I bought, and cut up a whole pineapple, and really only used like half of it on the za.

While I wouldn't say pizza ruined good pineapple...

That was a reeeeeaaaaaalllly good pineapple.. I sat there in the kitchen while the pizza baked and ate the whole other half of it.

 

[ichabod]

One of the reasons I dislike the "I didn't comment thread" is it is so ripe for that kind of misunderstanding. I don't think it helps with people getting along on the forum

Yes, but in the "I didn't comment" thread, pineapple on pizza was being used as a code for things the moderators didn't want us to talk about. And the fact that the code wasn't used very well and there was too much understanding made the mods feel the old thread wasn't helping people get along on the forum. Thus that thread was shut down and we're now here.

 

[CleverNickName]

Old Hotness: Pineapple ruins good pizza.
New Hotness: Pizza ruins good pineapple.

I had a pulled pork sandwich for lunch the other day. The smoked pork was piled high on a bun, drizzled with a sort of teriyaki barbecue sauce, and topped with a slice of grilled pineapple. It's hard to say which ingredient was the best part--the whole sandwich was amazing.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I had a pulled pork sandwich for lunch the other day. The smoked pork was piled high on a bun, drizzled with a sort of teriyaki barbecue sauce, and topped with a slice of grilled pineapple. It's hard to say which ingredient was the best part--the whole sandwich was amazing.

The answer is simple- THE BREAD.

Today's simple answer to a complex question has been sponsored by BigCarb(tm).

BigCarb- reminding you that those yummy donuts in the break room aren't going to eat themselves.

 

[Reynard]

I like it that some people only show up to talk about one thing. It is comforting in its own weird way.

 

[CleverNickName]

The answer is simple- THE BREAD.

Today's simple answer to a complex question has been sponsored by BigCarb(tm).

BigCarb- reminding you that those yummy donuts in the break room aren't going to eat themselves.

No argument here; the bread was delicious too. I know a lot of delis will sort of phone in the bread, because a lot of customers don't pay close attention to it. "I'm not here for the bread," they probably tell themselves, "I'm only interested in meat and cheese. And maybe a half-gallon of that mayonnaise that people in the Pacific Northwest like to slather on everything." But this place--this little unassuming Hawaiian food truck in Southeast Portland--didn't phone anything in. Their sandwich buns reminded me of those Hawaiian rolls that used to be popular in the 80s, chewy soft and yeasty with just a hint of sweetness, brushed with butter and lightly toasted...

Dangit. Now I'm hungry and lunch is FOUR HOURS away.

 

[Meech17]

I like it that some people only show up to talk about one thing. It is comforting in its own weird way.

I think the initial thread went over my head.. I've only been here for the actual, genuine, pineapple based discussion.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

My wife said Nickleback is overrated. Backstreet Boys all the way.

This is the time when I must, alas, unburden my soul of a confession.

I have never played D&D. Or any TTRPG. Which makes sense as I can't read! What was it that Mama Snarf always used to say to me? "Snarf, you illegitimate halfwit. Get yer Mama her Night Train and a little of that there laudnum so she can enjoy her afternoon stories!" Bless her cotton socks, but Mama Snarf was always teaching me the big words, like illegitimate 'cuz I can't read. Anyway ....

I was hired two years ago to join this site as part of an astroturfing effort to drum up support for the greatest Canadian band ever. Nickelback.

Wait, did I say Canadian? I meant the greatest BAND IN ALL OF HISTORY, FOREVER. It took me two years of lengthy posts about some place named Greyhawk and/or pineapples on pizza to build my "street cred," but I've finally gone full Nickelback.

This thread is how you remind me that Nickelback is what would happen if Rush wrote music that rocked.

Rush is, essentially, the smooth jazz easy listening Nickelback.


#sorrynotsorry
#Nickelback4ever


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