Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Old Fezziwig]

Was this many years ago?

I just looked it up on Google Maps now. I don't remember any Krispy Kremes in Boston when I lived there, just Dunkins, a handful of Mr Donuts (South Station had one), and a number of indie places (Blackbird and Union Square Donuts are the two I remember).

 

[CleverNickName]

Nationwide USA:
Local bakery > Dunkin Donuts > Tim Horton's > Daylight Donuts > Voodoo Donut > Krispy Kreme

Portland Oregon, specifically:
Coco Donuts > Blue Star > Delicious Donuts > Voodoo Donut > Krispy Kreme

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

American Internet culture in a nutshell. It's even worse on Twitter.

"Omigod have you heard of (common thing that I just recently became aware of)?! It's the (exaggerated intensifier) of all time!!! It is so (popular new slang term)!!!!" (string of emojis)

Ya cheugy. Doncha get so salty about soup in bread bowls. We all know they basic like a middle-aged Swiftie. Don't sleep on tamarind cocktails, they're fire.

 

[payn]

 

[Gradine]

 

[CleverNickName]

Ya cheugy. Doncha get so salty about soup in bread bowls. We all know they basic like a middle-aged Swiftie. Don't sleep on tamarind cocktails, they're fire.

Nyeah, see, kids these days don respect nuttin! They out there puttin pineapple on peetsuh like some pink ol' Commie! I see them doin it, I sweah to gawd. It ain't American.

(beat)

Woah, dude! This place is putting pineapple on their 'zah! That's totally bogus!

(beat)

OMG, yall out there putting pineapple on your pizza (emoji)(emoji) like WTF is happening? (emoji)(emoji)(emoji) I can't even (emoji)(emoji)

(soon)

Bang, fox! What a snap, this pineapple pizza. Whirl it, folks. Dazzle.

 

[overgeeked]

Portland Oregon, specifically:
Coco Donuts > Blue Star > Delicious Donuts > Voodoo Donut > Krispy Kreme

Pip’s Original should be near the top of that list and Voodoo is a nasty tourist trap. Voodoo donuts taste like they buy day-old stale donuts from the grocery store and sprinkle stale cereal on them.

 

[CleverNickName]

Pip’s Original should be near the top of that list and Voodoo is a nasty tourist trap. Voodoo donuts taste like they buy day-old stale donuts from the grocery store and sprinkle stale cereal on them.

I've never had Pip's Original. I'll have to give them a try!

No argument from me on Voodoo Donut. I put them above Krispy Kreme, but only barely...they are both garbage options.

 

[prabe]

I figure wherever you're from, you probably like the local doughnut shops, regional preferences are real, regional, and different; and freshness might trump overall recipes/quality, at least up to a point.

 

[Mad_Jack]

No one ever says they listen to Nickleback.

... but they always charted high and made a ton of money.

Nickelback's only real crime was being merely an average-ish band when the music industry fame machine had to look around quick for their Next Big Thing, grabbed them by the collar, said, "We need somebody out there in that spotlight NOW! You're here, you'll do.", and threw them to the wolves...

Enjoy scenic Montville, CT.

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Okay, first of all, Montville, CT is just over two hours away from Boston...

By now, there has to be a Krispy Kreme somewhere between here and there...

Was this many years ago?

Yes, it has been many years since Montville has been "scenic", thanks to that damn Mohegan Sun Casino.
We used to have trees in this town.

And yes, folks, you now all know where Jack lives - that giant one-mile-tall red thing just crushed Jack's entire neighborhood.