Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[MNblockhead]

I thought she had a lot of limited edition vinyl or something? (I may be misremembering ).

Ah, you mean a record. I was picturing an old colt revolver modified to shout CRIT in Taylor Swift's voice every time it was shot.

 

[billd91]

But think of how much the edition with her on the cover and a 45 enclosed where she says "Crit!... Now he has to make his death saves." will sell for!

Honestly, I'd probably buy it. I'm not a huge fan of her music (she's alright, but not my primary taste), but she's awesome on a number of levels.

 

[RealAlHazred]

I really, really hope that the guy your boss sent to relieve you at least tried to wave some credit to you. I'm not generally not one to hold grudges, nor one to expect public praise, but those rare instances where someone else gets credit for my work AND I get pushed under the bus...yeah, that goes in my book of grudges. I'm almost superstitious about this and always try to spread credit to anyone involved in a win, no matter how marginal their involvement. I'm too afraid of the bad karma...or ending up in any fellow spirit-dwarf's book of grudges.

The guy who relieved me was a good guy. He refused the credit but you know how it goes: the email your boss sends to complain about you goes to the whole company; the email he sends to apologize for making a mistake goes to just you...

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Ulfgeir]

That Glitterspell IS a solution, but it is an evil wizard for sure...

 

[Ryujin]

That Glitterspell IS a solution, but it is an evil wizard for sure...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

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I’m reminded of the time when Cerebus the Aardvark was bored, so he brought a bag of flour to a dive bar, burst through the door, shouted “Hey Ugly!”*, and swung the (open) bag of flour around, covering everyone & everything.






* or something similar

 

[ilgatto]

ceci

 

[Autumnal]

 

[MNblockhead]

Dora the Explorer's map came up in the thread about the diagram of the planes in the new books. I didn't want to derail that thread any further and I figure this is a permanently derailed thread.

I can't help but think that the DM running the Dora the Explorer adventures is engaging in that age-old practice of "untrustworthy" narrator. Map leaves out a lot of important information. Here's my salty grognard player (SLP) reactions to the map's directions.

MAP: "Dora and Boots need to know how to get to the high tower to save the prince. Well, I know how to get to the high tower. First, you go through the big gate, then you go across crocodile lake. And that's how you get to the high tower."

SLP: "I notice you didn't say anything about that scary-looking forest of dead trees."


I mean it's not like Map doesn't know a spooky forest when he sees one: