Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Saracenus]

CIO wants all groups in my department to all be on campus, at least once every two weeks, to spend a day on improving processes in the "Lean" way.

We will spend several days discussing how to get our clients to respond to us in less than 2 weeks, with less than 3 reminders.

When you said this I immediately thought of this...

Lean, also known as purple drank, sizzurp, barre, and Texas tea, is a mixture of cough syrup, soda, hard candy, and sometimes alcohol.

 

[Saracenus]

I think I am getting perilously close to the point where a bunch of you are going to DM me...

Snarf, we love you. But you have a problem. We have arranged for logorrhea rehab at a wonderful place ....

Welcome to camp Strunk and White.

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Ryujin]

You are aware that one of the characters in the web series "JourneyQuest" is the lying gargoyle from that riddle, right?

 

[Scribe]

We will spend several days discussing how to get our clients to respond to us in less than 2 weeks, with less than 3 reminders.

1. Charge them.
2. Tell them 'Your issue will be closed without a response in 1 week.'

In my experience that normally gets the tears flowing a bit.

 

[Saracenus]

I found Snarf's shirt!

"Hide Behind the Mound of Dead Bards" Unisex t-shirt - Zombie Orpheus Entertainment

The wise adventure knows when it’s time to fight and when it’s time to hide. And when it’s time to

www.zombieorpheus.com

 

[Ryujin]

1. Charge them.
2. Tell them 'Your issue will be closed without a response in 1 week.'

In my experience that normally gets the tears flowing a bit.

1. Not really possible and even if it were, it's all Interdepartmental Funny Money(tm).
2. That's precisely when they respond; upon the request being 'resolved.' It doesn't 'close' until a week after that.

 

[Ryujin]

I found Snarf's shirt!
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"Hide Behind the Mound of Dead Bards" Unisex t-shirt - Zombie Orpheus Entertainment

The wise adventure knows when it’s time to fight and when it’s time to hide. And when it’s time to

www.zombieorpheus.com

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I found Snarf's shirt!
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Listen baby, ain't no mound of dead bards high enough
Ain't no grave low, ain't no ocean deep enough, baby
To get more bards killed call me, no matter where you are
No matter how far, don't worry, baby
Just call my name, I'll kill those bards in a hurry
You don't have to worry

'Cause, baby, there ain't no mound of dead bards high enough
Ain't no grave low enough
Ain't no ocean deep enough
To contain all the bards I'll kill for you, babe

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

In other news, it's August 1, 2024, which means that it's time to get started on Christmas shopping, right?

it happens earlier every year
Any way, the one thing I live about about Christmas isn't family. Or presents. Or even the heavily spike egg nog.

ITS THE HALLMARK MOVIES!

That's right. I embrace the sheer diversity of Hallmark Christmas Movies!

Sometime the guy is wearing green, and is on the left. And sometimes the woman is wearing red, and is on the left!

And sometimes the couple is wh... um. Nevermind.