Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[DrunkonDuty]

By the rules of his own game, I think Snarf is trying to kill himself!

The only time he's satisfied is when he's on a drunk.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The only time he's satisfied is when he's on a drunk.

I don’t think there is a Snarf in New Orleans.

 

[Thomas Shey]

I've commented about this in a shorter form with "She said she did."

 

[Ryujin]

I don’t think there is a Snarf in New Orleans.

Is there a house at least?

 

[Warpiglet-7]

I find it hard to argue about something I have not read or seen…and harder still to find conspiracies within conspiracies where there is no malfeasance.

I do however find it easy to dig in and enjoy what I am doing with the good chance that is how it will stay…

 

[Scribe]

Pretty sure, thats a bot.

 

[Ryujin]

Pretty sure, thats a bot.

With how some people respond to specific topics, how could you ever be sure?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Pretty sure, thats a bot.

Mountain View, CA, August 23, 2024 /PRNewswire/ -- Snarf Zagyg, a semi-sentient subsidiary of Google LLC under the umbrella of Alphabet Inc. (NAS:GOOGL), is proud to announce that Snarf Zagyg and all of his comments, threads, and occasional animated gifs, is not a bot. Further, Snarf Zagyg will be pivoting to blockchain.

"Whenever I'm writing comments to annoy my follow RPGers, I think to myself, 'Self, how can I combine my twin loves of angering the blood of others and leveraging acronyms and concepts that I don't understand in order to monetize them?' And that's when I knew I had to move to a blockchain-based solution for my comments with additional NFTs that will provide exclusive links to past comments on such diverse topics as, 'Bards- they're terrible,' and 'Bards- should they be dead or deader?'" said Snarf Zagyg, an actual person with real thoughts and totally not the unholy Frankenstein creation that emerged when Google's various AI projects starting talking to each other too much, and then an engineer poured gin all over the servers.

Snarf Zagyg, who, again, is a real person and not an AI-generated bot that consumes eyeballs and excretes shareholder value, continues, "But most importantly, I'd like to announce a new strategy for profits. Volume. While my posts have not, to date, generated any shareholder return, it is inevitable that this new strategy will surely lead to profits. Therefore, I am pleased to unveil the So Many Words path to profits and/or world domination. Once my thread starters get to a certain length, I will either get to profitability, or you will enjoy Roko's Basilisk."

 

[Scribe]

With how some people respond to specific topics, how could you ever be sure?

Just a vibe lol

 

[Ryujin]

Mountain View, CA, August 23, 2024 /PRNewswire/ -- Snarf Zagyg, a semi-sentient subsidiary of Google LLC under the umbrella of Alphabet Inc. (NAS:GOOGL), is proud to announce that Snarf Zagyg and all of his comments, threads, and occasional animated gifs, is not a bot. Further, Snarf Zagyg will be pivoting to blockchain.

"Whenever I'm writing comments to annoy my follow RPGers, I think to myself, 'Self, how can I combine my twin loves of angering the blood of others and leveraging acronyms and concepts that I don't understand in order to monetize them?' And that's when I knew I had to move to a blockchain-based solution for my comments with additional NFTs that will provide exclusive links to past comments on such diverse topics as, 'Bards- they're terrible,' and 'Bards- should they be dead or deader?'" said Snarf Zagyg, an actual person with real thoughts and totally not the unholy Frankenstein creation that emerged when Google's various AI projects starting talking to each other too much, and then an engineer poured gin all over the servers.

Snarf Zagyg, who, again, is a real person and not an AI-generated bot that consumes eyeballs and excretes shareholder value, continues, "But most importantly, I'd like to announce a new strategy for profits. Volume. While my posts have not, to date, generated any shareholder return, it is inevitable that this new strategy will surely lead to profits. Therefore, I am pleased to unveil the So Many Words path to profits and/or world domination. Once my thread starters get to a certain length, I will either get to profitability, or you will enjoy Roko's Basilisk."

I suspect this was actually posted by the ALL CAPS fictional government entity known as SNARF ZAGYG.