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Apropos to nothing: Celebrity Number 6 has been identified.

So when you think about how meaningless some of the debates around here can feel, remember that there are die hard nerds in every walk of life, from RPGs to sports to turn-of-the-century fabric patterns.
 

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Sometimes you take the author of the text at their word, and Sir Mix-a-Lot isn't an unreliable narrator. When he says he cannot lie, he is being truthful. Guy just loves the big butts."
I have made similar observations in the past. Even though all art is open to interpretation, you DO have to give the creator’s position on it- if known- some weight.
 

Folkestone is in the 7th Division of English football and one of their forwards got sent off because he flattened the opposition keeper during a game of keep-away during a stoppage of play. Derry was never much of a prospect from what I can see online (cut loose by Gillingham around when they were in League One back in 2013/14), but he apparently takes this all very seriously. It's so over the top it's killing me.

 


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I wish I had a dungeon
For one moment of adventure
I wish I had a dungeon tonight

Deep into a dying group
I took a step outside an innocent heart
Prepare to hate me, fall when I may
This session will hurt you like never before

Old editions, they die hard
Old edition wars, they die harder

I wish I had a dungeon
For one moment of adventure
I wish I had your dungeon
Your prepared plots undone
I'm in love with my crits
Burning monsters to dust
I wish I had a dungeon tonight

I'm going down so frail and cruel
Failed disguise checks changes all the rules

Old editions, they die hard
Old edition wars, they die harder
 


CON PIGS

Grognards gathered in their masses
Hating youngsters verbal sasses
DM minds that plot destruction
RPGs with poor instructions
In concessions, pop corn's burning
The hot dog machine keeps turning
Sounds and smells of humankind
Battering their groggy minds
Oh lord yeah!

Organizers hide themselves away
They only started the Con
Why should they go out to play?
They leave roleplaying at the door

Time will tell on their power minds
Play war-games just for fun
Treating people just like sheep in herds
Wait 'til the closing day comes
Yeah!

End of weekend, people going
Home to where the home fire's burning
No more DMs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of travel, home is calling
Hungover the grognards crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Youngsters laughing grab their things
Oh lord yeah!
 

so Disney has done something I didn't think was possible for me, which is wanting to buy a CD and maybe even the record. What they did was get with a number of pop and punk bands to record covers of some the big hit songs from their animated movies. For example :
 


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