Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

How do you define social media?
Those would be sites that allow people to share images, videos, prose, etc. and network with all kinds of people globally. Your big names would be Facebook, X, Instagram, Truth Social, TikTok, Reddit, Discord, LinkedIn, Mastodon and so forth.

(Of those, I have a LinkedIn account.)

I’d say image hosting sites- especially those that allow commentary & votes- are also social media, as are smaller message boards/online forums. But compared to the big ones? Generally, those are small potatoes.
 

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It all sucks. It’s all a conspiracy: you have been tricked into liking X. The only reason you don’t like Y is that the people who wanted Y to succeed tricked you into not liking it enough. But y hey wanted me to like Y too…?

Wait. I…am just going to…so am I supposed to only trust myself and not the BBEG except for when I have been tricked…in which case just trust the bitter person who was never tricked at all.

That’s not right…is it? I don’t know. I will just be miserable too. Good plan.
 

It all sucks. It’s all a conspiracy: you have been tricked into liking X. The only reason you don’t like Y is that the people who wanted Y to succeed tricked you into not liking it enough. But y hey wanted me to like Y too…?

Wait. I…am just going to…so am I supposed to only trust myself and not the BBEG except for when I have been tricked…in which case just trust the bitter person who was never tricked at all.

That’s not right…is it? I don’t know. I will just be miserable too. Good plan.

Thats right. You just dont know what you like. You would have liked it, but everyone conspired to make sure you dont like Pineapple.
 

Oh you think pineapple is weird now? You think this weirdness is new? My sweet summer child, you've forgotten your 1980s roots and it shows.




Your beloved pineapple has always been weird. The only thing "new" is how much you care about it.
 



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