Spoilers Alien: Romulus (Spoilers)

Started off slow, but then it gave us lovely chunky tech and a cool soundtrack... only to get worse as it went.

The movie would be better if you cut out, like, 15+ minutes of dumb stuff. Then it would be a capable teens in spaaaace.

Last 15 minutes with the human/Engineer/xeno baby was just weird. It didn't work for me. Neither did digital Ian Holm. And Andy using the line 'Get away from her you bitch!' felt forced and out of place. And the whole Alien growth cycle from facecuddle to chestburster to full grown xeno seems to take just minutes now.
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Just got back from seeing it. No, not in the top tier, but easily the third best movie in the franchise.

The practical effects were great, the script was very tight, the acting -- especially Andy -- was fantastic.

I thought we got just enough worldbuilding -- a terrible new world; new depths of Weyland Yutani's blandly evil ways; more info about the line of synthetics Bishop was a part of; an actual answer about why at least some Weyland-Yutani folks want to monkey around with this stuff; and a great ticking clock (even if those were the most densely packed planetary rings ever). I also thought them playing with zero gravity was a nice new element to add to the movie and it gave us that great set piece of the whirling alien blood.

I'm one of those people who likes Prometheus' ambition, even if it trips all over the Ridley Scott of it all, so I thought the references from it were fine.

More intrusive, I thought, was the aggressive tying this in to Alien and Aliens. We didn't need it to be an explicit sequel, we definitely didn't need characters repeating iconic lines from each film, and the "reappearance" of Ian Holm was pointlessly distracting. This film was already showing us a new synthetic model -- we would have been fine without the necromantic stunt casting of Holm.

No idea if Fede Alvarez intends to do more with this franchise, but he'd be a welcome presence if so.
 
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I'd put Romulus in tier 2.
I finally got to watch this since it's streaming on Disney+ now. I'm in complete agreement with your ranking with the caveat that I don't remember much about Alien 3 and it's been a while since I've seen Resurrection.

Goes quite high on the gore stakes, probably more so than most Alien movies, and is definitely the 'slasher horror' mode of Aliens (where Alien was more classic horror, Aliens more war horror, this is slasher horror). It starts slow for the first hour, then the second hour is all screaming and running and dying.
There must be something wrong with me because I didn't think it was all that gory. Which is odd given this movie included the most graphic acid on human scene we've seen. I'm starting to think I'm just dead inside.

That said, with only 5 characters there isn't that much dying--and I can only name two of the characters (Rain and Andy).
I'm in agreement here. In the first two movies, Ressurection, and even Covenant I felt we had a chance to get to know some of the characters. In Alien, Brett and Parker are even complaining about their pay to Dallas, just a nice little slice of life a lot of us can relate to. I only cared about Rain and Andy. I also didn't care to the callbacks to the other movies. Kane, I mean Rook, telling the doomed teens they had his sympathy or Andy telling the alien to "Stay away from her, you....."

That said, it was perfectly serviceable. No Alien film is ever going to be a genius piece like the first two were but I'm happy with a solid movie.
I did think it was interesting what they boys in the lab were trying to do with the xenomorph DNA. It was a nice twist on the "perfect" being and nice to see them trying something besides a bioweapon. You're right, a perfectly serviceable movie about sums it up.

One thing I noticed... Alien movies typically use characters' last names -- Ripley, Hicks, etc. In this one we're very much on first-name terms with all the characters. I don't know that it matters, except that I noticed it.

The big difference here is they were all friends. These weren't coworkers or fellow soldiers they were friends who had known one another for years even if there had been an apparent falling out. One thing I noticed was how young everyone was. In Alien, Weaver was the youngest actor at the ripe old age of 29 whereas the actors in Romulus ranged in age from their early twenties to about 30 for the actor who played Andy.

(Though I've seen a fan theory that actually the 'adult' alien on the Nostromo actually had been an adult for a long time, having originally burst out of the navigator on the derelict ship on LV-426. After Kane got face-hugged, the adult alien followed the crew back to the Nostromo and somehow managed to crawl inside. Which solves the 'how did it grow so fast' question, but now introduces the 'how did it not starve' question.)
In the novelization by Alan D. Foster, the xenomorph got into the crew's food supply. But if it ain't on film it might as well not have happend. For this movie, from face hugger to bursting seemed to go much, much too quickly. I don't have an exact timeline for how quickly Kane went from hugged to burst, but it wasn't less than an hour.

I do think it as in poor taste to use the image of Ian Holmes for Rook. Just disrespectful and unnecessary as any synthetic life would do. In the first movie, the whole crew is surprised to find out Kane is an android. If there are a bunch of Ian Holmes lookalikes running around out there the chance of discovering the company's subeterfuge in replacing the Nostromo's science officer would have been more likely to be discovered.
 

People who do not remember Alien3 and Resurrection: I really do not endorse rewatching them. They are shockingly bad, especially Resurrection, which plays like a bad parody most of the time. So bad that you will want to write a note apologizing to Ridley Scott for the things you said about Covenant (which is also not good).

Romulus is definitely a lower tier than Alien and Aliens but even with its problems -- clear franchise-rebuilding, 21st century "only attractive young people can be in horror movies," way too much nudge-nudge recycling from Alien and Aliens -- it soars miles above Resurrection and should never be grouped with Alien3 or Covenant. (I am more charitable than most toward Prometheus and would put it in number four in quality, with a decent gap between Romulus and it.)
 
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Kane, I mean Rook, telling the doomed teens they had his sympathy or Andy telling the alien to "Stay away from her, you....."
In the first movie, the whole crew is surprised to find out Kane is an android.
Just a nitpick for clarity: Ian Holm played Ash, the android science officer. John Hurt played Kane, the facehugged.

The three androids in the first four Alien movies are A, B, C: Ash, Bishop, and Call. This one should have been a D name...
 


Just watched this the other day with my Dad. It definitely felt like a serious Alien movie. I am not such an Alien afficionado that I actually understood many of the references or remembered past details. I am pretty sure I have seen every movie, but just once, and obviously most of them were years ago.
 


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