Who’s your vote for the next James Bond?

And Broccoli is out, and Amazon has full control......
Not like Broccoli was doing a good job. The most recent Bond movies were very aggressively "okay" and rather dull, and had this incredibly stupid and un-Bond-ian nonsense with Bond growing up with Blofeld and so on (which sort of almost Harry Potter-esque), and they'd been stuck on trying to choose a new Bond for several years.

Amazon will probably run it into the ground with spin-offs, but it's a case of from bad to worse rather than from good to bad.

I just pray they don't select one of the many terminal non-actors who seem to be being suggested for the role. Say one thing for Daniel Craig - he can act, and does act, and will act. About 70-80% of the people suggested? Cannot/will not act, or not beyond the most basic melodrama level. You can't just cast a pretty face for Bond, you need someone with personality and acting chops, like Dr Who.
 

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I just pray they don't select one of the many terminal non-actors who seem to be being suggested for the role.
Well, it's not like it's without precedent. Roger Moore did it for longer than anyone, and can only play Roger Moore. Connery had lots of presence, but not much range. Lazenby was a fashion model, not an actor.

And it's not like the character in the books has any depth or complexity. When Bond is played that way (e.g. Dalton) it's getting a long way from the source material.
 


Well, it's not like it's without precedent. Roger Moore did it for longer than anyone, and can only play Roger Moore. Connery had lots of presence, but not much range. Lazenby was a fashion model, not an actor.

And it's not like the character in the books has any depth or complexity. When Bond is played that way (e.g. Dalton) it's getting a long way from the source material.
Precedent doesn't mean something works today.

Audiences today are surprisingly sensitive to bad or mediocre acting, especially in ongoing series, and shows/movies which aren't Netflix pap. Honestly, if you look at the general state of the society you wouldn't imagine it, but better actors do generally get better responses from audiences (not that there's some hard causation or whatever).

Roger Moore wouldn't fly today. Young Pierce Brosnan wouldn't even (current Brosnan is a significantly better actor though).

Range isn't very important here. Being able to act is! The only range you need is the full spectrum of "James Bond", which is not tiny, but not huge either.

If we look at this GQ article's myriad suggestions, imho only the following stand out as actually able to act, able to do this kind of role and under 40:

Daniel Kaluuya (I don't think for a heartbeat he'd accept the many-movie commitment though)
Nicholas Hoult (Talking of range!)
Aaron Pierre (at least in this role, I haven't seen enough of his work to say if in all roles - he'd be the most Dalton-esque I think)
Jack Lowden (almost too "on the nose")
Will Poulter
Robert Pattinson (Another guy with range)

Over 40 and could do it:

Matt Smith
Cillian Murphy (one of the few guys who I think could pull of a bisexual Bond and still feel like Bond)
Dev Patel (I kind of love this idea)
Idris Elba (Obviously but he's 52 which is pushing it)
Tom Hiddleston (maaaaaybe)

(I rule out Riz Ahmed because he's just too much of a masterful straight-man in the comedic sense, and Bond is a wise-cracker - you can't be both at once - people have tried, it's always a disaster. I've never seen Ahmed do wise-cracking effectively, even though he can be very funny as a straight-man.)

There are forty (40) suggestions in the article! Most of them are godawful. Like, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Theo James couldn't act their way out of a paper bag. Sorry, but what the hell? Why even suggest wankers like that? James Norton I don't think could do Bond, ever, the man is good-looking but completely rizz-less. With Henry Cavill the only possible supporting evidence that he could actually play this role is that he once did an astonishingly good Napoleon Solo impersonation in Guy Ritchie's Man from UNCLE movie. He nailed that. But that shows he'd be great for Napoleon Solo, who is a rather different character (no matter how charming!).

Of course I may be biased, because Dalton is my favourite Bond and he only really plays Bond-Bond in one of those two movies even!

What the hell, an actually-funny Penny Arcade from the modern era? That's almost as rare as an even-watchable Simpsons episode from the last 15 years.
 
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I don’t know about Aaron Taylor Johnson and Theo James being “wankers” or not but both have impressed me in their work recently.
 

Having read some of the books, Dalton and anyone similar has absolutely no resemblance to the character of James Bond. Which is why I feel the character should stay dead, and a different character take up the mantle. Captain America did it.
 

Having read some of the books, Dalton and anyone similar has absolutely no resemblance to the character of James Bond. Which is why I feel the character should stay dead, and a different character take up the mantle. Captain America did it.
It's not going to happen though, is it? No matter how much sense it might make. And it does make sense.

It's going to be "James Bond" again. Not a 007 who is spiritually James Bond/Bond-esque.

We just have to pray they don't do some "go back to his roots" 1950s or 1960s-set period piece. Or "Young Bond", just kill me now lol.
 

It's not going to happen though, is it? No matter how much sense it might make. And it does make sense.

It's going to be "James Bond" again. Not a 007 who is spiritually James Bond/Bond-esque.

We just have to pray they don't do some "go back to his roots" 1950s or 1960s-set period piece. Or "Young Bond", just kill me now lol.
Yeah the idea that Bond only makes sense in the 60's was placed during Brosnan and Craig eras where they are told they are dinos, but still get it done. I think thats just fantasy for aging out boomers.
 


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