D&D General No One Reads Conan Now -- So What Are They Reading?

I read Conan, and John Carter, and Elric, I could go on.
And I enjoy how dated it is, how unwoke it is; it's nice to see how much fantasy literature has grown but I can still enjoy these amazing books without having to compare and contrast them.
I could see an argument that in some ways they were "woke" for their time and context. Even the most racist Howard stories I've read, in his Solomon Kane tales, still have him allying with and respecting the shaman N'Longa, and Howard writes about them sharing a bond of human dignity and mutual respect. Maybe this is just an example of the "you're one of the good ones" racist trope, but when I encountered it, it read to me like Howard's mind contradicting his prejudices and that getting onto the page.

In the timeline of Dune they were living, I guess, ok lives on Arrakis. But I think the later books are clear that without Paul's actions, humanity would stagnate and become extinct due to a lack of development. The destruction and danger are simultaneously horrible and necessary to ensure vitality. Do you think that is inaccurate?
I think that the lives they were living on Arrakis were more in keeping with Howard's values a la the Conan stories.

As for Paul's vision of humanity's extinction, I think that raises a bigger philosophical quandary about just how much evil can be justified in the name of survival. If one has godlike power, the temptation is always there to commit atrocities for "the greater good". And I don't think Herbert's intent was for us to comfortably conclude that Paul was right.

Yeah! I love the dualism you can see in these archetypal characters. To go back to Mad Max, Immortan Joe also fulfills a sort of 'messianic' role, right? Anointed by God, bringing law and order and justice and meaning to society. He's a dark mirror of Max.
I don't really see that dark mirror at all. Max actively rejects rulership and authority and dominance over others, which are all Joe wants. If given Joe's ability to control the water supply, to torment his people by withholding it and enforce their groveling submission in releasing it, Max would reject the authority to control it entirely. I don't think he'd even accept the power and try to wield it responsibly.

I'd argue that the decline of Conan's relevancy is related not just to his age, or the degree to which he is or isn't read, but to the degree that the "barbarian" figure--the figure free from the constraints of civilization, who relies on extreme athleticism, cunning/craftiness, and wild daring to overcome problems soft civilized folk cannot--isn't a very strong heroic fantasy anymore. That's not to say that this figure is entirely gone from pop culture (I mean, isn't Jack Reacher basically Conan?), but the fantasy just doesn't hold the power it used to.

When I was growing up in the 80s, my fantasies of heroism encompassed figures like Robin Hood, Luke Skywalker, D'Artagnan, and Aragorn. As I became a teenager, with a teenager's desire for things that are edgy and bada**, it shifted to include figures like Blade and Sanjuro. On that list, only Sanjuro comes close to being a "barbarian," but he's not really uncivilized, just disreputable. His heroic value isn't that he rejects the skills of civilization for something wild and elemental, but that he's even better at them then reputable samurai. I could understand the appeal of Conan, but he never really spoke to me at all personally. My daughter, on the other hand, just finds him baffling. They can't even see what the appeal is in the first place.

To me, this seems to be to be related to the way the world has changed in the last hundred years. When REH was writing Conan stories, he was reacting against the interconnectedness of the world--already in full swing both politically and technologically--and his fantasy was a rejection of that "civilizing" interconnectedness. But we've taken that interconnectedness far beyond anything REH could possibly have imagined, and created a civilization that is fundamentally antithetical to the entire concept of Conan. If you've grown up with the internet, Conan's just hard to get.

The way REH has continued to influence the world of fantasy fiction has, I think, less to do with the Conan stories themselves then with the history of "weird fiction." I'm kind of surprised nobody's brought up China Miéville or other "New Weird" authors as the descendants of REH. Where Gygax had REH and Jack Vance, I have Tamsyn Muir and Max Gladstone. Conan may be a shadow of his former self, but things are just as Weird up in here as they ever were.
Great post. I agree that as humanity has shifted to the vast majority of us living in urban centers, the barbarian outsider becomes less relatable, though I can see how it has romantic appeal for some. Heck, Khal Drogo on the GoT TV show is this to some extent, is he not? He's a fantasy barbarian who mocks civilization, can be brutal still maintains some honor and gentleness with people he cares about.

I'm not sure interconnectedness was exactly what Howard was unhappy with. To my recollection it had more to do with alcohol and crime and physical abuse which he saw sweep into Texas towns during oil booms. Civilization, to him, also represented rapacious business interests and the human casualties thereof.

The “might makes right” philosophy that Conan embodies? The idea that there isn’t a problem that can’t be solved with a big enough weapon? The idea that individuals are more important than the common good? Definitely the main cause of our problems. But that’s getting too political for this forum. If you don’t get it, you are part of the problem, not part of the solution.

Er... at least four of those characters explicitly morally oppose "might makes right".
Indeed. Conan doesn't embody Might Makes Right either. A lot of his problems are solved by being braver, or more decisive than the people around him. And there are dangers he runs from and protects others from when he can. He happens to be bigger and stronger than most people around him (the comparison to Reacher which Voranzovin made earlier is apropos here), but the stories don't argue that he has the right to do whatever he wants or to hurt innocents. They do glorify the ability to assert your will on the environment, but Conan doesn't, as a rule, exercise his power cruelly or harm innocents.

In REH's conception Civilisation is decadent, treacherous and corrupt, whereas Conan as Barbarian is Honest, Direct and self reliant. Conan in the books uses Wit and Determination as much as Physique to overcome challenges and survive against overwhelming odds - remember he started life as a thief before rising to become a Warrior and then King by his own hand ie not relying on institutional status or gods. Conan is not about might makes right at all - he's about determination and fearlessness to overcome the corruption of civilisation and to thus claim freedom or to choose the crown and have it weigh heavy on his brow - is that Batman?
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I have been repeatedly stumped by your references. I have read a number of Howard Conan and Bran Mak Morn and Solomon Kane and Kull the Conqueror stories but not all and the most recent was over two decades ago.

Conan’s stance on taxes is not something I remember. Was this in the phoenix story?
Yes, it's in the Phoenix on the Sword. One of his reforms as a ruler which is referenced is relieving oppressive tax burdens. Which we could read through a modern lens if we want, but I read more like a Robin Hood reference.
 

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I read Conan, and John Carter, and Elric, I could go on.
And I enjoy how dated it is, how unwoke it is; it's nice to see how much fantasy literature has grown but I can still enjoy these amazing books without having to compare and contrast them.


I mean, why not go back to the originals when GRRM will likely never finish ASoI&F?
I've also enjoyed these stories... Elric especially! <3
 

What fascinates me is how many of the authors are fairly big names in horror as well as whatever else they do; someone at Titan is making very sharp editorial choices. So far I haven’t read an entry in the line that felt like the author’s best work, but I have yet to regret a purchase.
I'm just checking them out on Kobo, and they're only EUR 2.99 each, or free with Kobo Plus. I'll give them a try.
 

I think that the lives they were living on Arrakis were more in keeping with Howard's values a la the Conan stories.

As for Paul's vision of humanity's extinction, I think that raises a bigger philosophical quandary about just how much evil can be justified in the name of survival. If one has godlike power, the temptation is always there to commit atrocities for "the greater good". And I don't think Herbert's intent was for us to comfortably conclude that Paul was right.
I agree that Herbert, in his statements, suggests Paul was wrong. I think that is often presented as 'the' interpretation of Dune. You see that in the Villeneuve film, and with statements like "Herbert wanted Paul to be a cautionary tale". I think that there is more ambiguity in the text, which first establishes struggle leads to strength, then shows the kind of struggle which is necessary for humanity to survive.

I don't want to comfortably conclude Paul is right or wrong, and if we conclude he is right I think that makes Dune one of the darkest stories imaginable. But I think it is hard to cleanly reject that interpretation given what is present in the text.
I don't really see that dark mirror at all. Max actively rejects rulership and authority and dominance over others, which are all Joe wants. If given Joe's ability to control the water supply, to torment his people by withholding it and enforce their groveling submission in releasing it, Max would reject the authority to control it entirely. I don't think he'd even accept the power and try to wield it responsibly.
I don't mean Max/Joe are dueling messianic visions in that they serve the same role. Rather, the concept of 'messiah' has very different interpretations in different cultures, times, readings, and that Max and Joe both fulfill distinct versions of this. E.g., Max is a savior who comes from out of the wastes to free people from their oppression. Joe is anointed by God to forge order out of the wastes, uniting religious and political functions in one being and acting as their conduit to the divine.
Yes, it's in the Phoenix on the Sword. One of his reforms as a ruler which is referenced is relieving oppressive tax burdens. Which we could read through a modern lens if we want, but I read more like a Robin Hood reference.
Yeah in modern parlance 'low taxes' suggests a particular economic system and perhaps a certain set of values. But in Conan as far as I can recall it is just that the nobles are rapacious and greedy and exploitative, and Conan puts a stop to this.
 

Great post. I agree that as humanity has shifted to the vast majority of us living in urban centers, the barbarian outsider becomes less relatable, though I can see how it has romantic appeal for some. Heck, Khal Drogo on the GoT TV show is this to some extent, is he not?

I think even for Howard it was a romantic appeal that made him create Conan. Something I would just point out here:

1) Lots of people still don't live in cities and there will always probably be people who don't (I doubt we are on a path towards the world being one large sprawling cityscape). Living in a city isn't ubiquitous. There are still people who reside in the county, there are still farmers, there are still small towns. Those are all connected to civilization, but so was Howard.

2) It can be misleading when you see maps that show most people liven in and around around cities (because that last part is very important). I live just outside Boston, only by a few miles, and there is a massive, massive difference between living within the city limits of Boston and outside the limits. I even lived in a City, outside Boston, and there is a huge difference between living in a city, and living in the capital city. Where I live is like a buffer zone. If I go one town to the west, lots of trees and state parks. Even just around the city of Boston you will find places that have a much more rural feel. So I grew up in the Boston area, but I get very disoriented when I actually go into Boston because it is so overstimulating for me, because I am more accustomed to the slower pace in the surrounding communities. A lot of times when people say they live in a city, they are really saying they live in a suburb or even a small town with lots of green space, outside that city. All those dense urban environments are still usually surrounded by areas that are much more sparsely populated and the pace of life in those spaces is radically different. So it isn't like everyone's experience is living in a concrete apartment building in the downtown of a major city. Whole regions of the state I live in are rural (especially as you go west). And in the country there are plenty of rural places as well. But I don't think you even have to live in a rural space to find Conan appealing.

And tension of culture between urban and rural environments is something that remains relevant, as I have mentioned before.


He's a fantasy barbarian who mocks civilization, can be brutal still maintains some honor and gentleness with people he cares about.
This. One doesn't have to grow up in the country to be able to appreciate this. If anything, living in or near cities, makes you appreciate the stresses of city life, some of the downside of social interaction in them, and makes a simple man with a sword who holds city life in disdain, somewhat appealing at times as a character.
 

1) Lots of people still don't live in cities and there will always probably be people who don't (I doubt we are on a path towards the world being one large sprawling cityscape). Living in a city isn't ubiquitous. There are still people who reside in the county, there are still farmers, there are still small towns. Those are all connected to civilization, but so was Howard.

2) It can be misleading when you see maps that show most people liven in and around around cities (because that last part is very important). I live just outside Boston, only by a few miles, and there is a massive, massive difference between living within the city limits of Boston and outside the limits. I even lived in a City, outside Boston, and there is a huge difference between living in a city, and living in the capital city. Where I live is like a buffer zone.
All of the people you're talking about, living in places with television and electricity and professional law enforcement and elections and running water, are living in much more civilized places than Conan was glorifying. The percentage of people who live in anything like the barbaric frontier Howard was contrasting to civilization is near zero.
 

Khal Drogo on the GoT TV show is this to some extent, is he not? He's a fantasy barbarian who mocks civilization, can be brutal still maintains some honor and gentleness with people he cares about.
This is why I think that civilization needs to reject tribalism. We need a philosophy that every human life has intrinsic value rather than just those who are part of our tribe/community.

The tribal lord shows honor and gentleness to those he cares about but can be brutal and barbaric to everyone else.

It is the same as the agent on Serenity. He keeps saying that he is the barbarian that can never see paradise but that his actions will ensure that paradise happens without really seeing that the paradise he is creating is further the tribal ambitions of his masters.

Obviously, some issues are more complex that a messageboard can handle.
 

All of the people you're talking about, living in places with television and electricity and professional law enforcement and elections and running water, are living in much more civilized places than Conan was glorifying. The percentage of people who live in anything like the barbaric frontier Howard was contrasting to civilization is near zero.

But the point I was responding to was about people living in cities. Not people living in loin clothes on the edge of actual civilization. Conan is a story from printed magazines. He is a feature of modern civilized living. Most of the people who read him and loved him over the years as a character, were living in places that had running water, professional police and electricity. This part of the argument, just doesn't make a lot of sense to me. History can still have appeal to people. But there are still things that resonate enough that people like seeing Ancient Rome in movies and it has an influence on things like gaming. People have a longing for the past, and they have a longing for characters who embody something simple and romantic about earlier times, before things got so interconnected (I would argue if anything, something like the internet and the constant interconnection of things, makes these kinds of fantasies more powerful, not less). You only have to look at the volume of people on say youtube, who are re-enacting what it was like to make bread in Colonial New England, or all the channels where people intentionally get away from civilization in the wilderness, to see its appeal. Yes we have running water, yet people will forgo running water deliberately to go camping and get away from the conveniences and rush of civilization. And Conan I think is about someone who is able to live outside the constraints of modern society, which is going to be appealing to people living in modern societies. Conan doesn't have to put up with traffic tickets. And even when he does, he can cleave his way out of the problem.

The other issue here is no real valid reason is being given for why this idea that we have grown too civilized for Conan to remain relevant needs to be true. Someone just kind of suggested it, and now it has weight, despite not really being given any genuine evidence.
 

All of the people you're talking about, living in places with television and electricity and professional law enforcement and elections and running water, are living in much more civilized places than Conan was glorifying. The percentage of people who live in anything like the barbaric frontier Howard was contrasting to civilization is near zero.
I do not think this is a city vs rural argument. I disagree about the percentage of population living in a barbaric frontier. There are still significant people living in barbaric conditions compared to what is available in much of the western world.

And I fear that we are never far from a return to such horrific conditions.
 


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