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99 year old Dick Van Dyke looks like the crazy old man you'd see in a parking lot

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Because he probably is.

You just didn’t know he’s actually from another, much higher dimension, and has been popping into our reality for centuries now, often simultaneously in multiple locations. When you see one of those guys talking to seemingly empty air, he’s actually talking to another one of his manifestations.*






* yes, I’m modifying an old Dana Gould bit
 
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Because he probably is.

You just didn’t know he’s actually from another, much higher dimension, and has been popping into our reality for centuries now, often simultaneously in multiple locations. When you see one of those guys talking to seemingly empty air, he’s actually talking to another one of his manifestations.*






* yes, I’m modifying an old Dana Gould bit
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