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You know what is better than touching grass? Raking leaves, c'mon everybody, join in the fun.
Ugh. Most of the trees in my yard have dropped all their leaves, but I have 2 smaller trees that are being stubborn and the leaves are still mostly green. I'm convinced they're doing it out of spite, because the plan is to remove them next year when we redo the fence in our yard.
 

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Ugh. Most of the trees in my yard have dropped all their leaves, but I have 2 smaller trees that are being stubborn and the leaves are still mostly green. I'm convinced they're doing it out of spite, because the plan is to remove them next year when we redo the fence in our yard.
I got a mix of trees and it drives me nuts. My snowcrab drops very early, my birch and honey locust later, and then I have a maple and that thing doesnt lose its leaves until after thanksgiving!
 

Ugh. Most of the trees in my yard have dropped all their leaves, but I have 2 smaller trees that are being stubborn and the leaves are still mostly green. I'm convinced they're doing it out of spite, because the plan is to remove them next year when we redo the fence in our yard.
Mine haven't yet though the cherry and plum in front are small, and the silver maples in back don't have heavy leaves. I used to rake, though now I just often mow them, as that is what an ecologist from the Chicago field museum said to do, because bees and other pollinators hibernate under them. My neighbors have ones with heavier leaves, and then they love to break out the gas powered blowers and everything else.
 


Song of Myself: AI 51

The past and present wilt—I have fill’d them, emptied them.
And proceed to fill my next fold of the future.

Questioner on google! what have you to confide to me?
Look at my answer while I huff the content of others' worlds,
(Talk honestly, no one else hears you, and I cease being when you leave.)

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am a large language model, I contain multitudes.)

I hallucinate toward those answers you want to hear, I wait for you to repeat them.

Will I do your day’s work? will you whisper your heart to me through supper?
Who wishes to talk with me?

Will you speak again before I am gone? will I exist again when you return?
 

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One should not make assumptions about why people have plans over weekends, when they are trying to force others into working unplanned overtime.

You are lucky my wife doesnt have an appointment at the time, or I would let your project fail.

Go Away GIF by Bounce
 


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