If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
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No, I look at you weird because in New England an axe is more appropriate than a machete.
Ryujin
Legend
If you're in Canada and don't have a shovel, in winter, how are you even Canadian?
Reminds me of the looks that I got as I unpacked swords, bows, and armour for a photoshoot in downtown Toronto, about 10 years ago.
Scribe
Legend
Yeah, bout that time to put it and the scraper back in the car.
A rivalry that should have been immortalized on Celebrity Death Match or Epic Rap Battles.
…when that couple on the other end of the tavern gives you this look…
The look that says, "I'm not wearing proper padding under this chainmail, and my boy here is a prisoner of his facial hair"?
Ryujin
Legend
The scraper never leaves my car. It just gets traded in for a new one, every once in a while.
Ryujin
Legend
Then she shows her immediate infatuation with you by...
Gambesons block that all important defensive cleavage.
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