Gourmet pizza? Why? Pizza tastes best either in NY from a hole in the wall shop (no slight intended) or on a boardwalk by the beach. As intended.And we finally get the long expected declaration that their pizza place is gourmet, and yours is just food. (Which is just fine, not everyone needs to be gourmet all the time and people do need food). The TV audience cheers the pronouncement. Cut to commercial.
It's really weird when people define cooperation as giving the other person 100% of what they want.
It’s more weird that people define compromise as the other person must do everything I want.
Gourmet pizza is not pizza. I'm sorry, pizza is junk food. As soon as you make it gourmet, you've ruined it.
It's even weirder than that how everything has become binary!
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But surely one could never resist an elegantly plated serving of totino's pizza rolls?
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