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Hey, I said that at a party once! But it didn't work; I couldn't get anyone to carry me home with them.

And it wasn't even me! Just one. All others are just poor imitations of the real thing. :)

Hey, annoying socially inept people need love too! But they gotta pay. Charge him $5.00 per gaming session. ;)

Oh yes! That reminds me! One day, for no apparent reason, my old DM decided some spells would cancel out other spells. So when we cast a fireball and an ice storm into the same room, they cancelled each other out! Instead of seriously injuring/possibly killing the Big Bad Monster inside, we...

It was 1st edition. I can't remember what few spells we could come up with that we had memorized and that didn't require material components, but the only spells which could affect a stone golem were rock to mud (slows the golem 50% for 2-12 melee rounds), mud to rock (restores all damage...

Hmm, come to think of it, I have read Catcher in the Rye thirty-eight times.

If I didn't assume stuff I'd never get anywhere. :p For instance, I gotta BS too. But we must all assume my S doesn't stand for what your S stands for.

Yes. diaglo bought me an ENWorld membership out of the Lawfulness of his heart. :)

d8. "Heal me!!" (I go through hps like a duck going through...uh, whatever ducks go through.)

Oh, the horror!! Doesn't anyone use fire for their light sources anymore?

Hey, personally, I hate reading, but I can't find anyone who'll read out loud to me, so I gotta do it all myself. I don't like most of the fantasy or sci-fi stuff out there these days, so I stick with whacko UFOlogy and Look Over There, It's Atlantis Again! books. I've also got a hankerin' for...

My DM did the exact same thing, Sam (except for the urds). He decided a beholder's eye rays shouldn't be countered by its own anti-magic ray. Plus he told us--and we all knew this beforehand--that we shouldn't base our characters' knowledge off of our own Real Person knowledge that we acquired...

Hey, cool, I was just googling up on this stuff. Thanks!

Ooh! Funky! [Image removed - Morrus] That looks so freaky-deaky!! :confused: :cool:

You really like that gif, don't ya CK? :cool:

Oh! I couldn't even get past the first word, I thought it was IEt. And IE suggests "Indo-European" to me. Subconsciously. I guess. Plus you spelt "alone" correctly, which naturally could throw anyone off the scent. Now I must go watch Inuyasha and complain that the characters' mouths don't...

Whoa, you're unhappy about surviving this long? Don't think of them as years then; think of them as levels! Happy 33rd level! :D

I feel inny...inny...inebriated just skimming that for grammatical errors. :o

Hey, that sounds so much like me and English. I failed grade 12 English twice, but I passed the test to qualify for Mensa (that high IQ society everyone makes fun of, including me). People reading novels and "seeing" things that I just don't see--gah! Makes no sense to me. "Why did Iago hate...

I'm still waiting for that dollar, y'know, Galadon.