As a player, Ran a Fighter in my daughters group as a "Special Guest Star". I wasn't back stabbed by her BF, which is an improvement from last time.
It was an intrigue type game, fun.
Why the Gnomehate ~sniffle~ ? Haven't we been there for you these long years ? Well for this Gnome I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT !!! I'll fight tooth and nail to be included in 4e, even if I have to consort with the most vile creature on the multiplane !! Yes I'll have call a LAWYER ...
I like you, always have, you're my #1 furry friend :), you won't ban me for pleading my case for Gnomish rights would you ? I promise to send you some shrooms :\
I've been DOWN SIZED !!!!! Please PLEASE sned your letters, e-mails and pleas to WoTC to save the Gnome ! I have a wife and Gnomelets to support, all my carefully hoarded blackmail has come to naught, it's all up to you Dear Gnomeaphiles !!!
Listen Bubba I'm not small, it's humans that are the big lummox's, always treating us like we're children. Just because Lidda's and my races are half your size doesn't mean we're less then you bigguns, and we're the right height to geld you too. So no more short jokes or we'll hand you your...