‪Is it possible to sit on a bench and read a newspaper and not look like a spy?‬

[Morrus]

What it says up there.

 

[Umbran]

Not if you are wearing a suit, no. Spies are either in suits, or in all-black with a gear harness like a high tech thief. I'm sure that's in the Spy Handbook, or something.

 

[lowkey13]

*Deleted by user*

 

[Theo R Cwithin]

What's a newspaper?

 

[Morrus]

What's a newspaper?

4 is 4 times longer than I expected, so there’s that.

 

[Tonguez]

What's a newspaper?

I think that’s how people use to do Twitter

 

[Zardnaar]

Newspapers are things you find on the table in a staff room.

They were used to wrap fish and chips.

 

[Morrus]

I think that’s how people use to do Twitter

You either haven’t used Twitter, or haven’t seen a newspaper.

 

[Larnievc]

What it says up there.

Only if you keep the eye holes really small (I poke small holes in the eyes of people on the front and back pages to hide the fact).

It’s not weird.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Yes.

But why would you want to?

So you can spy without looking like one, DUH!