1/20 New Bullet Points up at WotC: Characters

[takyris]

Bran... you've changed. You're daring. You're different in this thread. More sure, more sharing, you're getting us through this thread! If you could see, you're... oh, darnit, wrong musical...

 

[ledded]

Bran... you've changed. You're daring. You're different in this thread. More sure, more sharing, you're getting us through this thread! If you could see, you're... oh, darnit, wrong musical...

:rofl: You're killing me taky...

I find your knowledge of musicals... disturbing...

 

[takyris]

Hey, if Sondheim DMed, he'd be a Rat Bastard DM.

 

[ledded]

Hey, if Sondheim DMed, he'd be a Rat Bastard DM.

LOL well at least *something* funny happened on the way to this forum today...

Oh damn it stop, you've got me doing it...

 

[jaerdaph]

LOL well at least *something* funny happened on the way to this forum today...

Oh damn it stop, you've got me doing it...

We need d20 Sondheim - Sweeney Todd, Into the Woods...

But maybe not Sunday In the Park with George...

 

[takyris]

Yeah, Bernadette Peters got totally nerfed in SitPwG.

We do need d20:The Musical, though.

JEAN VALBARD:
Roll Init...
I can't believe we're going to fight again.
My ranks in bluffing never did kick in.
I told some jokes, the party laughed,
But with this sword I get the shaft,
Roll Init...

MARIUTHEURGIUS:
We will not be allowed in game...
Although our players were outspoken!
(JVB: Roll Init!)

MARIUTHEURGIUS AND ORDEROFTHEBOSETTE:
We've infamy instead of faaaaaaaaame
And everybody thinks we're broken...

GEOMANINE:
Roll init but not with me...
(M & OotB: No, my character is balanced!)
Roll init, but I'm not a-liiiiiiiive...
(M & OotB: Full spellcasting is just fine!)
I had powers and extra teeth...
(M & OotB: Let my saves stack or I'll whine!)
But we're playing 3.5!

ENJOLRANGER:
Roll init, but I'm confused!
(M: Am I fun to play or not?)
Am I dual-wielding or firing?
(M: Spells are weaker, but a buuuunch...)
No good stat for me to lose,
(M: Am I fluff or am I cruuuunch...?)
And I can't minmax my guuuuuy...

ALL:
Let's kill a troll, let's get XP

JVB:
Roll Init!

DMJAVERT:
Roll init and ride my railroad,
You have lots of freedom – NOT!
Obedience is what I'm owed!
I won't let you ruin my plot!
(JVB: Roll Init!)

M & MME. MINMAXIER
Ranger for the skills,
Fighter for the feats
Get a couple kills
And I will be so l33t!
Paladin for saves,
All of which will stack,
Grab me a greatsword
And I will Power Attack!

ALL:
Roll init and beat the story!
Kill the Big Bad Evil Guy!
Take his money and bling-bling!
Magic loot makes me go schwing!
For the XP and the glory!
One more dracolich must die!
Did we loot this NPC?

MARIUTHEURGIUS
I'm better than multiclassiiiiiiiing!

JVB:
Roll Init!

DMJAVERT
I won't read their little surveys,
I'll rule-zero half the game!
I can say "Not at my table!
I'll house-rule them into shame!"
(JVB: Roll Init!)

M & MME. MINMAXIER
Rogue at level one,
Fighter level two,
Wizard all the rest
And I can out-bard you!

JEAN VALBARD:
Just roll init and start the fight,
I'll stay in back and be alright,

ALL:
Just roll init and see if holy silver can hurt it,
Play the role...
Roll to play...
Roll iiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!

 

[Pierce]

Bravo! Huzzah!