1000 things you can do when confronted with a Dragon

[sithramir]

I was just thinking how there could be some interesting and funny things you can do when confronted with a dragon.

1) Run

2) Hide

3) Faint

4)Run really fast

5)Give him a cookie

6) Run away screaming

7)Chaaaaarge!

8)Explain to the dragon "Sir, Huge dragon sir, I was just running from several treasure thiefs! Yeah thats it! Uh, Perhaps you should go smite them while I hold down the ol' fort for ya?"

9) Hey, whats that behind you! (see 1)

 

[Mark]

10.) Moisten Thy Loins

 

[diaglo]

11) play theme music....Valkryies.....kill da dwagon.kill da dwagon...

 

[sithramir]

ha

12) Search for your brown pants...

 

[astralpwka]

13) Ask for riding lessons.

14) Pull out the marshmellows

 

[Liquid Snake]

15) Play chess.

16) Riddle your butt out.

 

[Ashe]

17. Daaaaaaaadyyyy! *arms wide open running toward the dragon*

18. Moooooooomyyy! *running away faster than a quickling with the runs*

 

[Moe Ronalds]

19) See if it's an issue you've read yet.

 

[MarauderX]

20. "We're here to do your pedicure. After all, you do want to make the other dragons jealous, right?"

21. Play dead.

22. Invisibility 10' radius + Silence 15' and pray he doesn't smell the monk.

23. Worship.

 

[MasterLich]

24) Grab the halfling rogue and tose it at the dragon and run like hell. The halfling can evade the breath weapon cant he??