101 Ways of Knowing your character is too powerful

[MDSnowman]

73. You sometimes sit around talking with your friends about the good old days when your ability scores only had two digits.
74. You see a Titan eat an entire planet and you just shake your head saying "He's okay now, but an entire planet gives you heart burn like you wouldn't believe"
75. You attempt to seduce every goddess you can find and never fail a bluff check.
76. You are trying to get WotC to write an Ultra Epic Level Handbook so you still have something to look forward to.
78. You conquered the entire world but got bored so sparked an insurrection against yourself.

 

[The Sigil]

Re: Re: Re: 101 Ways of Knowing your character is too powerful

I tried this link and it didn't work. I am at work, so I will try it at home and see what happens. Thanks everyone.

http://www.hoboes.com/pub/Role-Playing/Humor/Your%20Character's%20Too%20Powerful

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[The Sigil]

73. You sometimes sit around talking with your friends about the good old days when your ability scores only had two digits.
74. You see a Titan eat an entire planet and you just shake your head saying "He's okay now, but an entire planet gives you heart burn like you wouldn't believe"
75. You attempt to seduce every goddess you can find and never fail a bluff check.
76. You are trying to get WotC to write an Ultra Epic Level Handbook so you still have something to look forward to.
78. You conquered the entire world but got bored so sparked an insurrection against yourself.

79.) Your worst enemy's favorite number was 77 and you obliterated all traces of the number from the universe and everyone's minds out of spite.

 

[Draxus the Tainted]

80. Your Ravenloft character becomes a Dread Lord, and declares all of Ravenloft as his domain.

 

[Stone Angel]

80.) You find a way to import your character into Baldurs Gate 2 and Irenicus just gives up in the first stage, bowing to your power.

 

[KDLadage]

82) Three words: Armor Class 1000.

83) Three more words: 1000 Hit Dice.

*There were two 80's, so I corrected for that...

 

[shouit]

Re: Re: Re: Re: 101 Ways of Knowing your character is too powerful

http://www.hoboes.com/pub/Role-Playing/Humor/Your Character's%20Too%20Powerful

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Thank you sir, that is exactly what I was looking for, but the ideas from here are really funny as well

 

[AngelTears]

84) When you stop bothering with gold pieces and start calculating amounts by the ton

85) You decide that you are bored with this campaign setting and create your own multiverse.

86) You stop carrying magic items. After all there is nothing that a magic item can do that you can't

87) RPGA makes a special ruling DISALLOWING your character from gameplay

88) You have met the Old Ones and were not impressed.

89) You visit the largest city in the world and cause the price of gold to crash for ten years.

90) You fight Draedens before breakfast.

91) You've arm-wrestled with Urt and won.

 

[Dareoon Dalandrove]

92) You prank call Loki!-Wotc staff

 

[jdavis]

93 Being doused in Hot Lava is considered funny.

94 You use the Hand of Vecna to pick your nose.

95 You give powerful artifacts to your enemies and tell them to try harder next time.

96 The DM openly weeps when you ask him if he came up with anything challenging this week.