101 ways on knowing your character is too Evil

[AngelTears]

I was thinking of the too powerful thread and thought. Why not.

So, you character is too evil, when:

1) Villains stop harassing you and instead want to become your apprentice.

2) You take on the guise of the villain, and his henchmen don't notice.

3) You leave kobold meat by the fire just so that you can see the PCs expressions when they get food poisoning.

4) You get bored and decide to kidnap a PC's love interest and reshape her personality into "more suitable one."

5) Asmondeus shudders when you tell how you got into his inner most chamber.

6) Chaotic Evil is too good for you.

 

[KDLadage]

7) When describing your character's exploits to Eric Noah, you convince him that Jack Chick was right.

 

[WayneLigon]

8. Monte Cook retitles the 'book of Vile Darkeness' to '[Your PC's Name] Diary'

 

[BiggusGeekus]

9) Your character takes liquid pain from the BoVD and turns it into a carbonated beverage for teens.

 

[maddman75]

10) After getting pulled into Ravenloft and going on several adventures, Strahd tracks down your character and says "Dude, you are messed up!"

11) Your atrocities make your quasit familiar vomit.

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12) When going through this module, the priests decide to name your character the Champion of Elemental Evil.


edit "math is hard!" </barbie>

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

13. When the Paladin goes to use his Holy Sword in your presence, it melts.

 

[-Warlord-]

14) When you like to dip your finger in holy water, just to watch it boil and evaporate.

15) When you not only steal candy from babies, but also steal their cribs, their blankey, their diapers, plus take their parents hostage and sell the baby for some extra pocketchange.

16) When you destroy paladins on a succesful turning-check.

17) When Heironeous and Pelor start a game of armwrestling, just to decide which one of them can declare a holy war against you first.

18) When you use a feather from a Solars wing to pick pieces of food from between your teeth.

 

[Epametheus]

17) When you summon a random Tanar'ri and its immediate reaction is "Please don't hurt me, I'll be a good servant!"

 

[Sanackranib]

too evil

you have effectively become immortal because heaven doesn't want you and hell is afraid that you will take over

 

[I'm A Banana]

21) You start plotting the destruction of an entire town simply because they stole your sword (actually happened...)

Started numbering correctly again. ^_^