D&D 5E 20th level Sorcerer vs the world

[Guest 7029617]

I don't think you have to tell anyone here anything. I mean I didn't know about his Giant in the Playground escapades, but I am thoroughly not surprised. I'm pretty sure we all figured the guy out long ago and are here because we find his predilections and idiosyncrasies weirdly fascinating (yet comfortingly predictable). I assume everyone following the current "duel" is here for the comedy of errors.

Fair enough. Just wanted to make sure people were aware so they aren't unknowingly wasting their time and getting unnecessarily frustrated.

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Your Simulacrum is more than 300ft of The Sorcerer.

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My turn?

No, you were speaking of your own simulacrum. The position of the Yuan-Tis and the bastion where clearly established in this post, which left only to determine the distance between the bastion and the bastion's simulacrum.

Current layout, to the best I understand it:

The distance between the yuan-ti sim and the bastion was less than 450 ft away, which allowed his action to be dimension dooring next to you.

Then the wizard moved 40 ft to the bastion, to 60 ft, and cast wished Dominate Person. You used your reaction to cast counterspell, the Yuan-ti next to you Counterspells it.

 

[fearsomepirate]

Your Simulacrum is more than 300ft of The Sorcerer.

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My turn?

Well, you seem to have chosen to be mad instead of take your turns. Are you ready to take your turn now? I'm willing to keep DMing if you can accept that being charmed means you don't order somebody to kill the person who charmed you.

 

[fearsomepirate]

Fair enough. Just wanted to make sure people were aware so they aren't unknowingly wasting their time and getting unnecessarily frustrated.

Oh trust me, I know this thing is a joke. I just want to see what he'll do.

 

[Oofta]

Fair enough. Just wanted to make sure people were aware so they aren't unknowingly wasting their time and getting unnecessarily frustrated.

Everyone has a purpose. For some people, that purpose is to be an example of what not to do.

 

[prabe]

Well, you seem to have chosen to be mad instead of take your turns. Are you ready to take your turn now?

I believe that the wizard's Sim hasn't gone.

 

[Hohige]

No, you were speaking of your own simulacrum. The position of the Yuan-Tis and the bastion where clearly established in this post, which left only to determine the distance between the bastion and the bastion's simulacrum.


The distance between the yuan-ti sim and the bastion was less than 450 ft away, which allowed his action to be dimension dooring next to you.

Then the wizard moved 40 ft to the bastion, to 60 ft, and cast wished Dominate Person. You used your reaction to cast counterspell, the Yuan-ti next to you Counterspells it.

You can't counterspell a Subtle Counterspell.
It failed.
You are on ground.

My turn:

 

[prabe]

You can't counterspell a Subtle Counterspell.
It failed.

Which means the Sim still has a 9th-level slot, and is within 60' of you, and hasn't yet taken its turn.

This ought to be ... something.

 

[Hohige]

Which means the Sim still has a 9th-level slot, and is within 60' of you, and hasn't yet taken its turn.

This ought to be ... something.

The Sim uses Dimention Door, to stay on 60ft.

He can't counterspell a subtle counterspell.

 

[fearsomepirate]

I believe that the wizard's Sim hasn't gone.

I'm still on the Sorc's original turn where he was mad about charm.