Hypersmurf
Moderatarrrrh...
Dungeon Caddies?
Damned straight.
I have it all planned out.
Cohort with a Staff of GMW, Keen Edge, and whatever the Energy Enhancement spell from... Savage Species? A&EG? is. With every intiative-boosting feat he can lay his hands on, and dozens of ranks of Knowledge: Monsters (or whatever the appropriate skill is). Preferably from a multi-armed race and the Multi-Tasking feat so he can retrieve the appropriate weapon from the Golf Bag and prep it with all the necessary spells in one round.
Bardic Knowledge a plus.
-Hyp.