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Spider said:I'm curious to see if anyone out there plans on incorporating the 3.5 revisions into the story of their game.
In my homebrew campaign world I have this uber-lich that predates the current known history of the world. he is my deus ex mechana for resolving real time issues instead of in-game issues.
Someone can't show up for a game? The Emperor 'summons' them, with an appropriately flashy lightning bolt from the sky. The next game session they show up, the bolt sends them back.
Changes in game system? the Emperor summons representative group of adventuring types, gosh, it just happens to be the party, and they are subjected to magical torment that represents the changes.
for 3.0 - anyone can be a wizard now? A wizard type has mystic energy drawn from him and splashed around the others, who feel pain as this odd energy flows through them.
Changes in stats, like strength no longer being 18/whatever, a strong person feels his muscles ripped from the bones and reattached, incredibly painful... but, they feel stronger after it is over. this is confusing since the Emperor wouldn't do something to help now, would he?
for the 3.5 gnome change, a gnome will be tossed into that magical organ artifact (Heward's?) and a tune played. Said tune works the magic upon the entire race.... and the gnome may want to try and find it again. I'd describe it like that torture device Duran Duran used on Barbarella. Nice and weird.
My players understood that the Emperor was my standin in the game; but they found that they could lie to him, he didn't notice everyone who was in the party, at least not right away and he had no idea who it was who was summoned until they got to his throne room. Even then, he always asked. Acouple of people tried ot make deals with him, one dwarf created traps that i planned on placing in the way of the party if they ever did attack. One tried to attack The Emperor, he got sent to the prison. Another found a unicorn horm, in the dining room so folks could be certain there was nothing poisoned - she took it to him and demanded to know where the unicorn was! She also got sent to the dungeon... in a cell across from the imprisioned, grievously wounded and yet magically living unicorn. the span of the hallway between the cells meant the character could not reattach the horn. When she returned to the party they suddenly had a quest that they wanted to work on! the horn was a nice magic item and weaponin the meantime, also.
the players also knew that they could face The Emperor, since they saw two versions from time to time. the normal version was well-dressed and polite, looked normal and sat in the throne room. the other was complete lich on a baaad day with his arm blasted away and what seemed like a war going on outside the ruined castle they were in. they got they idea it was themselves attacking some future day. It would be the nasty Emperor that would make the changes to the party, and they would see piles of ash that resembled themselves laying in mystic circles on the floor. He would notice the glances and say, "Fear not your past. It's your future you need be concerned with!" and then send them back to their original location.
My current GM has given us Spellcraft checks to see if we notice some of the differences. My wizard dwarf had the best shot at this and rolled a 1.

Not sure what else he has in store, but we are looking forward to it.
[edit to add the first five words of my reply, makes more sense that way]
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