I'm A Banana
Potassium-Rich
So, out of 21 stories, Conan wears armour in nine of them.
Fine, fine, but that's missing the point.
It looks awesome when he doesn't.
As long as my RPG art hews to the "Does It Look Awesome?" standard, I can let it pass.
Which is, odly, why the PHB cover doesn't work for me. Totally not awesome. Looks like "Sudden Constipation On Awkward Rock: A Love Story.".....and I'm usually a fan of WAR (that barbarian lady = badass).