Not that kind of card.
Well...
Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire - This +1 Furious, Maiming, Flaming Burst Handaxe glows red with intense heat, shedding light as a torch. On a successful hit, it deals 5d4 fire damage and ignites the target on fire. (Reflex negates.) The Maiming enchantment on this weapon also applies both to the bonus damage from the Flaming Burst enchantment, and the normal critical damage. CL 8th, Craft MA&A, Combust, Fireball, MP: 101,000 gp.
Of course half of those words were so unrelated they didn't really need this treatment, jsut translation into an approximate individual enhancement. But the above is what I meant.
It can work even if you don't want to stack, really: A player who wants a real iconic weapon can throw a couple enhancements, or even just a damage value and type, at their DM; Who can mix them up like the above and throw back a market price, or toss it in the next loot pile if they feel generous. A +1d6 fire weapon is called a flaming weapon; A +3d6 fire weapon is called a Molten Steel Blade, frex.