D&D 4E 4E: A Mid-Life Crisis

[Wolfspider]

Well, I suppose this new cougar is better than the old ones with their bellbottoms (1e), parachute pants (2e) or that trashy pop-star look (3e).

But hey, that might be my fault for not being attracted to women trapped in the past.

And I'm not attracted to women who spent too much time following the bleeding-edge trends.

 

[The Little Raven]

And I'm not attracted to women who spent too much time following the bleeding-edge trends.

Sounds like we won't be competing for women any time soon... care to be my wingman?

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Would you rather it stay as 1e? Still dressed in it's blue tights and pink leg warmers? Maybe tease its hair up and get ready to safety dance till dawn?

Games, just like people, need to change with the times.

Well, she was just young then, and I think she needed the money... Err...

 

[Hussar]

Now that was a 4e bitching post that I enjoyed reading.

Keep it up.

 

[Connorsrpg]

Nice original post. And note , it DID have the humour tag.

I do not agree either, but I still liked it.

I would like to think it is more Stacey's Mum too. Oh and in Middle Age the game is also more Intelligent, yeah? And Wiser and more Appealing. Well, that is the case for 3E anyway, so I am sure this incarnation will be much better. (By at least +1).

C

 

[Xethreau]

I was about to do some flaming for stating the exaggerated, but that was too funny!

 

[Henry]

Sounds like we won't be competing for women any time soon... care to be my wingman?

SUIT UP!

...and now have a special power that allows them to to move like Queens if a game is played on a Tuesday by someone named Fred

Well, that would be a built-in rememdy for Kruschev and Kennedy...

 

[MerricB]

Nice original post. And note , it DID have the humour tag.

A late addition, possibly by the moderators.

 

[pawsplay]

Smartly done.

 

[Flynn]

I now have Bowling for Soup's "1985" playing incessantly in my head.

Seriously, it's an awesome song and quite relevant to the original post. Look it up.

Agreed. I was going to make the comment, but I'm glad I read the rest of the thread before posting. Good call!

With Regards,
Flynn