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[Vraille Darkfang]

I can't believe no one has done this one yet, I’m glad I’m the first.
And as an extra special treat, I’ve gotten Eric to sing the Isaac Hayes parts & his Grandmother to sing back up.

Here it is: the Theme from ENWorld, one night only, with all apologies to the Funk.


(Eric)
Who's the white gamer tech that's a sex machine to all the gamer chicks?
Morrus!

(Grandma)
Ya… Oh, I can’t say that word. Who uses language like that in a song? (It’s all right grandma, just say something else, OK?). Well, OK. Ummm, Ya dang right!

(Eric)
Who is the gamer that would risk his dice for his brother gamer?
Morrus!

(Grandma)
Can you dig it? Dig what? Were his dice buried? (It just a saying grandma, let’s keep going). Ok, if that’s what the kids are saying nowdays, but it still doesn’t make any sense.

(Eric)
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's viruses all about?
Morrus!

(Grandma)
Right On! Morrus is such a hardworking young man. (Stick to the script, please Grandma).

(Eric)
They say this cat Morrus is a bad mother . . . Bad mother…. Ummm, line grandma.

(Grandma)
Oh, sorry, I was just confused. Morrus is such a nice young man. He’ll make a wonderful father. Why, he couldn’t even be a mother anyway. Let alone a bad one. This song just doesn’t make any sense.

(Eric)
Grandma, you’re supposed to cut in with ‘Shut Your Mouth” before I finish saying ‘Bad mother BLEEP’. Oops.

(Grandma)
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap for that!

(Eric)
But, I'm talkin' 'bout Morrus.

(Grandma)
Then we can dig it!, but you’re still sitting in a corner with soap young man!

(Eric)
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his server
Admin Morrus!

(Grandma)
This is why I keep a Irish Spring bar in my purse. Now come over here young man! What is a sex machine anyway? Is that like the woman doctor? I had no idea Morrus was a doctor. Now that's a career! Why can't you be more like your doctor friend Morrus?



Umm, Sorry Folks. Looks like we’ll have to fix this one in post production.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I cant’ believe no one has done this one yet, I’m glad I’m the first.
And as an extra special treat, I’ve gotten Eric to sing the Isaac Hayes parts & his Grandmother to sing back up.

Here it is: the Theme from ENWorld, one night only, with all apologies to the Funk.

<snip>

ROFL!!!! Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my sides...........way too freakin' funny. I think that ones gonna get the grand prize.

 

[Truth Seeker]

Wow!

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Eric; Call me. There's been some mix-up about a restraining order.


P.S. I have a copy of Ms. Spear's outfit & I look Migghtty fine in it, hairy beer gut & all. Though the crotch is a bit tight.


Vraille Darkfang's

Slave 4 Noah


I know I may be new, but I’ve got threads started too.
And I need to post what I feel like posting.
So let me go and just read.

All u posters look at me like I’m a little lurker.
Well did ya ever think it’d be okay for me to step into this
ENworld?
****always saying little man don’t step into the 1k club.
Well I’m just trying to find out why
Cause Noah is what I love

Post it, Post it, Post it, Post it what
Post it, Post it, Post it, Post it, what

I know I may post on line, may post off line
But I feel like postin’ feel like elopin’
When I read this Noah guy.
What’s practical, what’s logical, what the hell who cares!
All I know is I’m so happy when you’re postin’ here.

I’m a slaaaaave for Noah
I can not hold it, I cannot control it
I’m a slaaaaave for Noah
I can’t deny it, I’m not trying to hide it.

Eric don’t you wanna post up on me?
To another forum and post
Oh Noah don’t you wanna post up on me?
Won’t you holler my name, my name

Post it Post it Post it Post it what
Post it Post it Post it Post it what

I really wanna post tonight with you.
I really want to post what you want me too.

Noah don’t you wanna post up on me?
To another Forum and post
Oh Noah don’t you wanna post up on me?
Won’t ya holler my name my name

I’m a slaaaave for Noah
I can’t deny it, I’m not trying to hide it.
Post it Post it Post it Post it what
I’m a slaaaave for Noah

I can’t control it, I’m not trying to hide it

Like that

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

I'm Bored.

Can't ya tell?

Based off Dolly Parton's I Will Always Love You (No Whitney Houston didn't sing it first, heck Dolly even wrote it. Though I did go all Whitney with the IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII's).

Based on violent anti-social dreams involving Cheese- In a Can style.

I Will Always Loathe You

If I should stay
Well I would only rant about your elf swanway
And so I'll logout, and yet I know
That I'll think of your thread each step of my way

And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loathe you
I will always loathe you

Terrifying memories
That's all I have about your character trees
Good-bye, oh please don't cry
Cause we both know honest advice is not what you seek

But IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loathe you
I will always loathe you

And I hope the DM will treat you kind
And I hope that you have all
The cheese you ever dreamed of
Oh I do wish you +12 toys and I wish you easy experience
But above all of this, I wish your PC dead
I loathe you, I will always loathe you

I, I will always, always loathe you
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loathe you
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loathe you
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always loathe you

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Pushin' for page 4!

The Immortal Michael Sembello's Maniac. (Aka off the Flashdance Soundtrack, or for you youngsters today, J-Lo's inspiration for her "I'm Glad" video)

Dedicated to the high posting gals of ENWorld: Acoma, Queen D, Buttercup, Diaglo (I think ). Apologies to any I missed.

EN Maniac


Just a small town girl on a Saturday night, lookin' for the post-count of her life
In the E N world no one reads her at all, they all say she's crazy

Typing keystrokes to the beat of her heart, changing forums in a blitz
She has posted into the danger zone, when posting becomes a life

The mods can cut you like a knife, if the post becomes a flame
On a site between three and what forth will be

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's posting like she's never posted before
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's posting like she's never posted before

On the off topic forums real sanity is a place most never see
The house rules forum is a mystery, read it, but don’t use it
You post all your life for that moment in story hour, Torm could come or pass you by
It's a post on ENworld, but there's always a chance
Reveal could post during the night

There's a connected laptop below, she’s struggling, posting with her feet
Never stopping with her wrists against the mouse

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's posting like she's never posted before
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's posting like she's never posted before

(Solo)

The mods can cut you like a knife, if the post becomes a flame
On a site between three and what forth will be

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's posting like she's never posted before
(repeats out)

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Not a song, per se...

But appropriate.

Thanks to the Ghost of Rod Serling (didn't know he had THAT template, did ya?) For taking possesion of my body & re-working the intro to his Twilight Zone.

There is a fifth membership beyond that which is known to man. It is a membership as vast as the net and as numberless as 36,337. It is the middle ground between brevity and terseness, between five words and thirty-five words, and it lies between the pit of posters' rants and the summit of his d20 knowledge. This is the membership of massive post counts. It is an area which we call the Crothian Zone.

 

[Vraille Darkfang]

Don't you just love those days at work where they have NOTHING for you to do, but want you to look like you're REALLY, REALLY busy, just in case some uber-executive that lives in another state happens to decide today's the day for a surprise inspection.

At least this is more productive than Billards on www.candystand.com.

Let's try Eastbound and Down by Jerry Reed; the Theme to Smokey and the Bandit. Speaking of, Bandit how far has thou fallen? From a Black Trans-Am to a white western suit. From all that is cool to Boss Hawg. My, how the mighty have fallen. Why Bandit? Why? (I'm guessin' Striptease had somethin' to do with it).

Yes, I'm aware this is song 3 targeting Crothian. But if we go by overall percentages, I still need to do 2 more Crothian inspired tunes.

Forum-Bound & Clickin'

Forum-bound and clickin’, loaded up and typin’
Ah I’m gonna do what they say can't be done
I've got a lot of posts to go, and a short time to post them
I'm Crothian bound, just watch old Vraille run

Keep your hand hard on the mouse
Son, never mind that spellcheck
Let it all hang out cause I got a lot of posts to make
The totals still under one thousand where
there's a post-count under my sig, ana’
I'll bring it up no matter what it takes

Forum-bound and clickin’, loaded up and typin’
Ah I’m gonna do what they say can't be done
I've got a lot of posts to go, and a short time to post them
I'm Crothian bound, just watch old Vraille run


Forum-bound and clickin’, loaded up and typin’
Ah I’m gonna do what they say can't be done
I've got a lot of posts to go, and a short time to post them
I'm Crothian bound, just watch old Vraille run

Old Darkfang’s got them quotes on
I'm hot on Croth’s tail
And Croth ain't gonna rest 'til I’m 40k below him
So I've got to quote him, I’ve got to post him
I gotta keep that DSL downloadin’
Just put that reply button down and give it hell

Forum-bound and clickin’, loaded up and typin’
Ah I’m gonna do what they say can't be done
I've got a lot of posts to go, and a short time to post them
I'm Crothian bound, just watch old Vraille run

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Can you tell I'm loving this?

Crothian Sleeps Tonight (sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by many, many groups)

Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away

On EN World, active EN World
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
On EN World, active EN World
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away
a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away, a-post-away

In the chatroom, the EN chatroom
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
In the chatroom, the EN chatroom
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]

Raise your post count, quick raise your post count
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight
Raise your post count, quick raise your post count
Cro-thi-an sleeps tonight

[refrain]

I didn't know Crothian slept....

Do oozes have to sleep?

And "Do oozes dream of electric sheep"?

 

[Darth K'Trava]

We Didn’t Start the Flamewar (We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel)

Eric Noah, Diaglo, Hypersmurf, Darklone
Medallions, Ranger Wickett, Joshua Dyal

Piratecat, Eric’s Grandma, Rystil Arden, Tales of Wyre
General Discussion, Off Topic, Brother Shatterstone

Crothian, House Rules, Nightfall, A-M Guard
alsih2o, Lucifus Cray, Shemeska’s Planescape

JoeGKushner, piracy, PDF’s by PhilReed
KnightOtu, Frukathka, The Universe & Queen D

CHORUS
We didn't start the flamewar
It was always burning
Since EN world's been turning
We didn't start the flamewar
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Plane Sailing, Tokiwong, Cthulhu's Librarian
The Jester, kreynolds, Michael Morris

Henry, Nightfall, Pielorinho, reveal
Isida Kep'Tukari and Admiral Morrus

Darkness, Psion, Dextra and the two Gelflings
johnsemlak, barsoomcore, Truth Seeker, Nutkinland

CMG Mark, Krug & BOZ, Creamsteak, Keia, S’mon
Upper_Krust, Teflon Billy, Messageboard Golem

CHORUS

Manzanita, Wulf Ratbane, Tonguez, Kalanyr
Hellhound, Angcuru, Sagiro’s Story Hour

Kae'Yoss, Voadam, someone griping ‘bout “The Man”
der_kluge, Umbran, spoof song competition

CRGreathouse, Endur, Space Monkey, (d20) Mafia
Eternalknight, Horacio, politics’a no go

Zappo, Li Shenron, John Crichton and mmadsen
Lord Pendragon, Gez, Rel, F.A.T.A.L. is the game from Hell

CHORUS

Dalamar, Krishnath, smelly gamers need a bath
Ferret, Merric, try hard not to thread-jack

Patryn of Elvenshae, religious topics stay away
Maldur, Ashy, only geeks play D&D

Jarval, WizarDru, Festy_Dog and Zhure too
Col PlaDoh is EGG, who else could it really be?

CHORUS

Mod control, Welverin, Hong’s back to his tricks again
Origins, Gen Con, “3.5”, Scion
Olive, Tallarn, Turanil, ixitxachitl’s hard to spell
Drizzt and the Forgotten Realms, Will Ebberon do as well?

BiggusGeekus, Buttercup, pumpkin carrying cracks me up
Gnomeworks, Forge Works, Munchkins, “Cheese”, don’t be a jerk
No Cross-Gender roleplay please, why do people bash WotC?
A few more posts, then I’m done, posting here is too much fun

CHORUS

We didn't start the flamewar
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

I give this one two thumbs up!

This one was too funny!