Vraille Darkfang
First Post
I can't believe no one has done this one yet, I’m glad I’m the first.
And as an extra special treat, I’ve gotten Eric to sing the Isaac Hayes parts & his Grandmother to sing back up.
Here it is: the Theme from ENWorld, one night only, with all apologies to the Funk.
(Eric)
Who's the white gamer tech that's a sex machine to all the gamer chicks?
Morrus!
(Grandma)
Ya… Oh, I can’t say that word. Who uses language like that in a song? (It’s all right grandma, just say something else, OK?). Well, OK. Ummm, Ya dang right!
(Eric)
Who is the gamer that would risk his dice for his brother gamer?
Morrus!
(Grandma)
Can you dig it? Dig what? Were his dice buried? (It just a saying grandma, let’s keep going). Ok, if that’s what the kids are saying nowdays, but it still doesn’t make any sense.
(Eric)
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's viruses all about?
Morrus!
(Grandma)
Right On! Morrus is such a hardworking young man. (Stick to the script, please Grandma).
(Eric)
They say this cat Morrus is a bad mother . . . Bad mother…. Ummm, line grandma.
(Grandma)
Oh, sorry, I was just confused. Morrus is such a nice young man. He’ll make a wonderful father. Why, he couldn’t even be a mother anyway. Let alone a bad one. This song just doesn’t make any sense.
(Eric)
Grandma, you’re supposed to cut in with ‘Shut Your Mouth” before I finish saying ‘Bad mother BLEEP’. Oops.
(Grandma)
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap for that!
(Eric)
But, I'm talkin' 'bout Morrus.
(Grandma)
Then we can dig it!, but you’re still sitting in a corner with soap young man!
(Eric)
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his server
Admin Morrus!
(Grandma)
This is why I keep a Irish Spring bar in my purse. Now come over here young man! What is a sex machine anyway? Is that like the woman doctor? I had no idea Morrus was a doctor. Now that's a career! Why can't you be more like your doctor friend Morrus?
Umm, Sorry Folks. Looks like we’ll have to fix this one in post production.
And as an extra special treat, I’ve gotten Eric to sing the Isaac Hayes parts & his Grandmother to sing back up.
Here it is: the Theme from ENWorld, one night only, with all apologies to the Funk.
(Eric)
Who's the white gamer tech that's a sex machine to all the gamer chicks?
Morrus!
(Grandma)
Ya… Oh, I can’t say that word. Who uses language like that in a song? (It’s all right grandma, just say something else, OK?). Well, OK. Ummm, Ya dang right!
(Eric)
Who is the gamer that would risk his dice for his brother gamer?
Morrus!
(Grandma)
Can you dig it? Dig what? Were his dice buried? (It just a saying grandma, let’s keep going). Ok, if that’s what the kids are saying nowdays, but it still doesn’t make any sense.
(Eric)
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's viruses all about?
Morrus!
(Grandma)
Right On! Morrus is such a hardworking young man. (Stick to the script, please Grandma).
(Eric)
They say this cat Morrus is a bad mother . . . Bad mother…. Ummm, line grandma.
(Grandma)
Oh, sorry, I was just confused. Morrus is such a nice young man. He’ll make a wonderful father. Why, he couldn’t even be a mother anyway. Let alone a bad one. This song just doesn’t make any sense.
(Eric)
Grandma, you’re supposed to cut in with ‘Shut Your Mouth” before I finish saying ‘Bad mother BLEEP’. Oops.
(Grandma)
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap for that!
(Eric)
But, I'm talkin' 'bout Morrus.
(Grandma)
Then we can dig it!, but you’re still sitting in a corner with soap young man!
(Eric)
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him but his server
Admin Morrus!
(Grandma)
This is why I keep a Irish Spring bar in my purse. Now come over here young man! What is a sex machine anyway? Is that like the woman doctor? I had no idea Morrus was a doctor. Now that's a career! Why can't you be more like your doctor friend Morrus?
Umm, Sorry Folks. Looks like we’ll have to fix this one in post production.
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