A flavorful thread with Sour Cream and cHIVEs : Are you hungry yet?

[hafrogman]

Ok bear in mind this was a month ago, you posted your a link to your okcupid profile I believe the second picture might have had you in red top slightly lying down with a grin, I said why don't you use that picture and you said nah its not the real me It was after a 3 day trip where you were tired and hungry or something, anyway thats what I remember

Oh, so it's in the profile, you just think it should be first in the list instead of second. I see.

I just don't have the energy to care about prioritizing. We'll see what happens when their new countdown hits zero.

 

[Aeson]

Let's see, what are some traditional punishments for witchcraft?

We could get her soaking wet, squeeze her, make her hold a hot iron rod, put her in bondage, get her stoned. . .

. . . really it sounds kind of kinky. You have to wonder what those Puritans were thinking when they came up with all this stuff.

They were purely kinky

Oh, so it's in the profile, you just think it should be first in the list instead of second. I see.

I just don't have the energy to care about prioritizing. We'll see what happens when their new countdown hits zero.

Countdown?

 

[Aeson]

I should be going to bed soon. I should be but I'm not yet.

 

[hafrogman]

Countdown?

Yeah, OKC has a countdown running on their front page. 4 pm today, I think Pacific Time, not certain. It's probably just a cosmetic update, but it may be something new and exciting, I don't know yet.

 

[Demongirl]

Okay, done visiting with the room mate. So whats new in here?

Bondage? Stoning?

You guys do love me.

 

[Desert Hare]

Oh, and the one from office picture day.

You're quite the handsome frog.

 

[hafrogman]

Okay, done visiting with the room mate. So whats new in here?

It's amazing how little time I spend with my roommates. You'd think with five of us in the house that we'd be running into each other all the time. But no, we all have to work at it to coordinate something together.

Bondage? Stoning?

You guys do love me.

We just felt that your time and effort involved with selling your soul to your dark master should be recognized. So we all chipped in and got you this imitation gold watch, and got it engraved to say "Hiver of the Hour." Congratulations.

 

[Ginnel]

Okay, done visiting with the room mate. So whats new in here?

Bondage? Stoning?

You guys do love me.

Answers to your questions were on the previous page

 

[hafrogman]

You're quite the handsome frog.

Well thanks.

You're not so bad yourself. I love what you've done with your hare.

...

*rimshot*

 

[Ginnel]

*rimshot*

And such different connitations in English