A flavorful thread with Sour Cream and cHIVEs : Are you hungry yet?

[Aeson]

Well, I suppose with enough experience, I might be considered a true...

What is the nationalty? Hivers? Hiveminders? Hiverians? Hivenian?

Whatever floats your houseboat. We go with Hiver mostly.

If you are willing to put in the time and effort I will train you in the ways of the giggity. It'll take a lot work under me. Over me would be nice too but we'll start out simple.

 

[hafrogman]

What is the nationalty? Hivers? Hiveminders? Hiverians? Hivenian?

Yes.

...

I guess Hiver is used most commonly.

We are Hivers, we Hive in the Hivemind and read the Codex Hiveous so that all may become one with the Hive. Or something like that. I have a feeling that the rest of the board thinks of us more as "Those lunatics who hang out in the Hive."

 

[Aeson]

Yes.

...

I guess Hiver is used most commonly.

We are Hivers, we Hive in the Hivemind and read the Codex Hiveous so that all may become one with the Hive. Or something like that. I have a feeling that the rest of the board thinks of us more as "Those lunatics who hang out in the Hive."

I don't think they think much of us at all. We used to get hecklers except Heckler. He would actually join us. I miss him too.

Not one girl in the whole house? Sounds like a sausage fest.

Not a demongirl's dream?

 

[Desert Hare]

Ben Kingsley is sexy?

I'd say distinguished, not sexy.

I haven't slept with my roommate. I've wanted to but she keeps a cattle prod since the last time.

Last time? Cattle prod?

Did you try to make a move on her and fail your Bluff check?

 

[hafrogman]

Ben Kingsley is sexy?

Ben Kingsley is a Sexy Beast. And really, who among us has not wanted to bang Gandhi at one point or another?

...

No?

So who gets the master bedroom? Do they pay a little more rent for getting more space?

I have the master bedroom. The home is owned by my parents, who had to relocate to Minnesota for my dad's job. But it was a bad time to sell, and they want to be able to return. So my friends and I rent it out at a major savings, and I perform all the upkeep that generally the home owner would be responsible for. So I don't pay more, but I do more work.

Not one girl in the whole house? Sounds like a sausage fest.

And indeed it is. Every so often we contemplate shirts to that effect. Mostly every time we eat at IHOP, and there's Pancake Party, or Crepe Carnival or whatever [Breakfast Food][Celebration] is going on. We all want shirts that say "I got stuffed at Sausage Fest!"

Originally it was just my best friend and I, and one girl. But she was a) disgusting beyond disgusting. b) possibly addicted to Meth, and c) not in the habit of paying rent.

So she was asked to leave.

My supply of single female friends is lacking. Mainly because if I had any, I'd probably be trying to convert them to NON-single. See: Aeson.

 

[Aeson]

I'd say distinguished, not sexy.

So I'm neither. Nice.

Last time? Cattle prod?

So there is no confusion. It was a joke. I've made no attempt to sleep with her in anyway.
She doesn't have a cattle prod but does carry a large pocket knife.

Did you try to make a move on her and fail your Bluff check?

I failed my Knowledge: Religion check. She won't date me because I'm not a Christian... well not technically... yet.

 

[Aeson]

My supply of single female friends is lacking. Mainly because if I had any, I'd probably be trying to convert them to NON-single. See: Aeson.

See what?

Why pass up any opportunity? Long distance single women? Local single women? Bisexual amazonian single women? One thing they all have in common beside being single? Gamers.

 

[Desert Hare]

So I'm neither. Nice.

I didn't say that. I don't know what you look like so I can't say that you're sexy. And I don't know you're personality well enough to call you distinguished (time may rectify this).

From what I do do know of you is that you are kind and supportive. Thats a hard quality to find in a man, so regardless of your look you're a different breed of fish and real catch.

I failed my Knowledge: Religion check. She won't date me because I'm not a Christian.

Thats just dumb.

 

[hafrogman]

I failed my Knowledge: Religion check. She won't date me because I'm not a Christian.

Perhaps you need the True Believer feat. I think it was in Complete Divine.

Other than that. . . damn, that's rough. At least you have a reason though. And it's something that isn't going to change, which gives it finality. I gotta think that's better than being rejected for some reason that you don't know. You don't know if it's something you can change, or something you should have done differently. Just "no" and no explanation.

 

[Demongirl]

Not a demongirl's dream?

Man or woman, it's all good.

And really, who among us has not wanted to bang Gandhi at one point or another?

Not me.

I have the master bedroom. The home is owned by my parents, who had to relocate to Minnesota for my dad's job. But it was a bad time to sell, and they want to be able to return. So my friends and I rent it out at a major savings, and I perform all the upkeep that generally the home owner would be responsible for. So I don't pay more, but I do more work.

Sounds like a fair tradeoff.

Thats just dumb.

I've said it before Aeson, and I'll say it again; it's her loss. If she doesn't want to be with you because of your denomination, then it's best not to dwell on it and show her what a fine upstanding man you are regardless of it.